A man needs only five things to be happy. If he is fortunate, they are all on the same hand.

These days, it's more noteworthy to keep your clothes on than take them off in public.

Git good

NEVER INTERRUPT YOUR ENEMY WHEN HE IS MAKING A MISTAKE

-Napoleon Bonaparte

Praise the god of all, drink the wine, let the world be the world.

Men who beat around the bush lead unhappy marriages.

"You should never sell the pelt untill you've shot the bear"

"You can tell that one to the geese" (when you're not buying something someone tells you)

In Germany we say: "You can tell that to your grandmother!".

Oh really? This one might amuse you:

"You can ride that one all the way to Coln on your ass" (When a knife is very, very blunt)

"Je kan er mee op je gat naar Keulen rijden"

Or:

"He's such a fool he couldn't help the gods make thunder"

"Hij is te lomp om het te helpen donderen"

If you don't have a bulgarian friends you don't have a enemy.