"If I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, everyone would be in love with me."

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
- Terry Pratchett, Jingo

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and eventually, his wife will leave him.

Soon there'll be a "Proverbs that apply to porn" thread...

"I know what it's called but you're not supposed to blow."

Damn, I came here to post that one XD
Forgot it was a Pratchett quote though (I did think it had been used somewhere but couldn't remember where)


Edit: And here's one from my homeland that I just found online and quite like:

"What butter or whiskey does not cure cannot be cured."

Yeah, sounds about right :)

That's a good one. And I am surprised it's alcohol-free coming from you.

Some things just have no alcohol in them. It's sad, but it's just the way things are...

"In capitalism, man exploits his fellow man. But in communism - it is the other way around." - Another Romanian proverb

The Romanians seem to be a people of wisdom.

Either that or totally full of shit. :P

Wisdom and shit are not mutually exclusive...

"There really is a fine line between clever and a stupid."

Meanwhile, I'm really shocked there's only been one Shadow Warrior quote.

And you stand with one leg on each side.

Speak softly and carry a big stick — you will go far. A hard man is good to find.