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Always eats all of his vegetables, especially his spinach.
Gave an orange to an orphan.
^ bathes regularly
Donates hair to a charity for balding beavers.
^ He shaves beavers at no charge.
^ One of my best customers.
Wears a very durable armor everywhere. Always ready.
^ Is tougher than Rambo.
^ He's wise not to mess with Chuck Norris.
^ Has impeccable peccadilloes.
^ He manages a preserve for misplaced armadillos.
^ has sailed literally the Seven Seas, even though he can only say the names of five oceans.
^ He purchased an timeshare on Oberon.
^ Didn't vote for tr*mp
^ has six hands/feet that taste like delicious spaghetti.