Hooyaah actually is Cousin Itt, with a shaven face so he can breathe and see better.

Marvel’s Spider-Man is the most recent superhero game released for the Sony PlayStation console. The title’s developer is Insomniac Games, the studio also responsible for such games as Spyro and Ratchet & Clank. Similarly, this new version of Marvel Universe fights for the title the best superhero game ever created. In just two years after its release, it managed to sell over 13.2 million copies. This record brings it to the third place of the best-selling PS4 games ever (inferior only to GTA V and Uncharted 4, both being released prior to Spider-Man).

^ Knows his fun facts about sales statistics.

^ He always reports spam-bots whenever and wherever they post.

Makes spam-bot meat not only palatable, but delicious with his superior cooking skills.

I a connoisseur of fine delicatessen.

^ has a supreme bouquet, firm defined beginning, then develops gently, rising to a startling finish

^ leaves the toilet seat down.

^ squeezes the dishrag

^ Bouncer ensures YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

Can complete a full marathon run starting from the finish line, running backwards towards the starting line. He's the champion of retro-runners.

le_chevalier has never once ridden a non-consenting horse, they're good friends.

^ He once tried to ride an unbroken bronco and was launched onto the roof of the barn. Now that was a "non-consenting" stallion.

Knows how to convert gold into mithril, by having a dozen of dwarven miners to mine some mithril and pay them with gold coins.

^ He will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.