Granted, but now you completely forget about wearing clothings. Your new nickname will be "Nudist Scientist."


I wish I'm a smooth dancer.

Granted. You've been captured and sold into slavery, and now you dance for your life on a smooth pole.

I wish MoO3 would be taken off the GoG list.

And so it has... only to be replaced with Postal 3 instead. Be careful what you wish for.

I wish I was careful what to wish for.

Granted, you are so careful at the moment of requesting your wish that you spend 50 years trying to do it.

I wish for a nice slice of NY pizza.

Granted, but is a radioactive pizza from a post-apocalyptic NY.

I wish Bethesda finally announces Fallout 4

They do; but guess what? It's entirely DLC.

I wish I didn't have to work so hard to drop those last 10 lbs.

Granted.

You are now enrolled in the Fickle Foam Finger Fitness program.

Mylie Cyrus will now take care of those last ten pounds by twerking them away. Huzzah!!!

I wish I didn't have to work next Sunday night so I could watch the season finale of Breaking Bad.

Granted

Your company is suddenly closed by the DEA because your boss is working with the cartel. You're now jobless. But at least you can watch BB now!

I wish I get an offer to be a star for a TV series.

Granted, but the TV series is in Ethiopia and it only pays $3.14 an episode.


I wish I were a cyborg (and not an evil one like the terminator).

Okee-dokee. Instead you're Cyborg from the "Teen Titans Go!" cartoon series. Now nobody takes you seriously.

I wish my headache would go away.

Granted.

Welcome to France.

Now if you would please place your neck in the cradle of the guillotine your headache will be gone in a moment.

I wish I could make teen girl drama stay away from my house!!!!

Granted.

You become a teen girl with a drama.

I wish I didnt have to go to my interview tomorrow and that they would just phone me up and offer me the damn job. Im over qualified anyway.

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Granted. However, your tax will rise to 99%. That last 1% is taken by a Finnish.

I wish I could paint it black.

Granted, you can paint it black, however you didn't especify what to paint black so your life is in a pretty mate black tone. All looks dull and boring, you can't distinguish objects nor figures.

I wish to be the greatest Java/Scala/C#/Cobol/Pascal coder.

Granted but you'll also become the greatest nerd.

I wish that Dominions 4 will be released here on GOG.