Granted, but a lot of them are encrusted with disgusting filth (urine, sperm, excrement etc.), good luck cleaning it all.

I wish to know the truth about the Qanon theory.

Granted. The resulting rapid expansion of your collection destroys your house, your street, and much of your city.

Wish I had more wishes.
Granted. It's rubbish. Just part of mr orangetumour's sick campaign.

Quite likely, but I want to know for sure.

Your wish: Granted, but since they're always corrupted, they're just a source of endless frustration, slowly driving you to insanity.

I wish for unicorns to be real, so I can hunt them.

Granted, but they are rock hard and can easily defeat Predator, Alien, and you.

Wish the richest 10% gave half of their wealth to the poverty-stricken masses.

Granted,but the poor confirm all the worst expectations and spend all the money on booze, cigarettes and prostitutes. This leads to a backlash against the poor and the re-establishment of work houses with strict discipline for them.

I wish for the abolition of nuclear weapons.

Granted, a majority of said masses blow it all within a week on drugs & booze, so much of that money goes straight back to rich people, but only those who don't benefit society; meanwhile, many of the rich who have lost half their fortune can no longer afford huge innovative projects that make the world better and they even have to lay off countless talented and skilled field-experts, most of whom fall into poverty themselves as a result.

Granted, but anti-matter weapons are invented and developed by dictatorships, which then use them to conquer the world.

I wish every plant loved by hedonists would go extinct.

Granted, but the plants loved by hedonists include those at the bottom of the food chain, including those used as crops by humans.

As a result, there is a mass extinction, and humans are among the species that go extinct.

I wish that all invasive species would just disappear.

Wish granted. Humans are now gone. Again.

I wish Neanderthals would reappear and learn how to code.

Granted, magic barriers erect between every biome so that no animal can ever migrate again. Most birds freeze in the winter and biology eventually becomes so different in each region that they become completely alien to each other and the last surviving humans (in central Africa, as apart of your wish) who pass through these barriers with protected vehicles are unable to farm or hunt. The humans get so over-populated that they resort to cannibalism because all the plants and animals are going extinct from over-consumption.

I wish invasive species would never be harmful to their new homes or any other creature in it.

The wish is granted, but it has the result in that civilization is not able to develop the way it did today.

Also, the white inhabitants of America (including, but not limited, to the US) are now all gone, as are the ones in pretty much everywhere except Europe.

I wish that racism never even started in the first place.

Granted, instead of fighting over territory, all apes get along and develop civilization even faster, which leads to an even worse Industrial Revolution that permanently wipes out all higher life-forms by this timeline's equivalent of the last big Ice Age.

You seem to misunderstand my previous wish; it allows all the same migration, but without the damage. So the Americas have no fewer white people, but your corruption must be in spite of us being at-one-with-nature and all that jazz.

Your wish about invasive species is granted...there is no competition between different species anymore, therefore no evolution and no complex life.

I wish for pornography to be banned, with production or distribution of it becoming a capital offense.

Granted. As a result, demand for porn increases, and as a result, more porn is produced. Furthermore, most porn is produced outside capitals, avoiding any "capital offense" issues.

Is that what you were intending to happen?

I wish for (currently) illegal drugs to be legalized and for prescription drugs to be available over the counter without a prescription, excluding only the most deadly of drugs.

Granted, but that makes the opioid epidemic in the US even worse. You're responsible for hundreds of thousands of additional deaths.

I wish to be the despotical ruler of a tropical island.

Granted, but the island is uninhabited until you come. You rule only yourself. Democracy is just not an option.

I wish at least once a year it snows here.