Granted. You get a very nice date with a normal trans woman, and it goes so well that you end up wanting to marry her. Unfortunately, you discover that the place you live doesn't allow same sex marriage and that she hasn't updated her documentation, so you are unable to actually marry her.

I wish for no man to corrupt this wish.

Your wish failed, as the one in charge of granting the wish sees your wish as being androphobic and is not interested in granting that wish.

I wish for a motorcycle.

Your wish failed, as the one granting the wish does not like the noise that motorcycles make.

I wish that no man corrupt this wish, and that this wish not fail.

Thanks for reconfirming that for me.

Wish granted; dtgreene is thanked in the form of his wish being granted.

I wish Internet had the same chances and functionalities here, as in the rest of the world.

I wish there was 3D porn.

Don't geddit. There's been 3D porn since the 90s? Anyway, the 3D porn ends up with free Smello-vision!

I wish to win the lottery of life; chinese/mongolian privileges edition.
mongolianeconomy.mn/en/i/6014

It's all crap, I want quality 3D porn, quality like Planet Earth and narrated by David Attenborough.

not sure what that means but all of the internet is now routed through greece, which makes everything slow and laggy.

i wish for the same wish that kleetus ignored dtgreen style.

granted...They figure, higherup, that they should interpret "the rest of the world" as the average of internet speed/availability across the planet earth.

You get a marginal improvement...

I wish to be teleported to a human-friendly planet with a cute, sentient, peacelike population of cat-people.

Granted, but you are teleported to a location on the planet that isn't human friendly, and the cat-people don't live there either as that location isn't friendly to them. (Think something like Antarctica.)

I wish for some indie games in the style of classic games like Wizardry and the Bard's Tale series to be made and released here DRM-free with functional Linux versions.

Meany :p

Granted, but the game is released as wizardry, the Archmage HD edition and they just crammed all the previous games into one prefabbed engine with a visual overhaul, without heed for balance or gameplay impact. It costs 35 euri and suddenly takes 25 GB of hard disk space too. And there is a 60% savegame corruption chance everytime you save...

I wish for a new Gaunt 's ghosts omnibus

Granted, but the version made available is an HD Remastered version with photorealistic textures and terrible voice-overs.

I wish for all men to be born equal.

EDIT: DAMN YOU Vnlr !! x)

*restrained evil gasmask-garbled chuckle*

Granted. all men are born equal now. Under the totalitarian rule of womankind that is :p

I repeat my wish, but I'd rather have another Salman Rushdie novel methinks...

Granted, but the Salman Rushdie novel is translated and rewrote in Farsi? (Iran) and heavily censored to favor naked and hairy men.

I wish for Hillary and Trump in America to officially resign from running prez campaigns.