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General discussion[Forum game] Let's play corrupt a wish!(4903 posts)(4903 posts)
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Posted May 12, 2016
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish for a nice pizza, still hot, to become mine today so i can eat for dinner!
You get the pizza, but unfortunately it was burnt badly while being cooked. Sure, it's hot, but I wouldn't call it edible.

I wish for a remix of Finale Toccata (from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night).
Posted May 12, 2016
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish for a nice pizza, still hot, to become mine today so i can eat for dinner!
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dtgreene: You get the pizza, but unfortunately it was burnt badly while being cooked. Sure, it's hot, but I wouldn't call it edible.

I wish for a remix of Finale Toccata (from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night).
Oh sure. It's remixed in Kazoo.

I wish for GOG Galaxy to follow Google's Material Design guidelines.
Post edited May 12, 2016 by Darvond
Posted May 16, 2016
GRANTED! but it will also send extra secret information to NSA because conspiracies.

i wish for the mother of dragons in GoT to make hamburgers out of some barbarians and slavers, and for jon snow to be immune to snowballs.
Posted May 16, 2016
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dick1982: i wish for the mother of dragons in GoT to make hamburgers out of some barbarians and slavers, and for jon snow to be immune to snowballs.
Granted. It turns out that the hamburgers don't taste good.

Furthermore, the jon snow is immune to snowballs in the sense that you can no longer make snowballs out of it.

I wish for Wizardry Gaiden 4 to be officially released in English.
Posted May 17, 2016
Wish granted, but translation is bad and you hardly understand it.

I wish to succeed this time in my tiny little current ambition, which is perfectly normal and nothing special, but for some reason i could never get any, unlike almost everybody else... But i won't say what this is about...
Post edited May 17, 2016 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted May 17, 2016
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish to succeed this time in my tiny little current ambition, which is perfectly normal and nothing special, but for some reason i could never get any, unlike almost everybody else... But i won't say what this is about...
Your success only comes to the extent that you are willing to say what it is about. Since you won't say what it is about, the wish-granting witch is unable to grant your wish.

I wish that people would stop worrying about which bathroom a transgender or gender non-conforming person uses.
Posted May 17, 2016
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dtgreene: I wish that people would stop worrying about which bathroom a transgender or gender non-conforming person uses.
Granted, but all bathrooms are public and with glass doors, walls, etc now (optional: with web-cams sending video to the nearest ad-screens). All of them.

I wish Apocalypse to come tomorrow.
Posted May 17, 2016
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LynXsh: I wish Apocalypse to come tomorrow.
Granted. The Apocalypse comes and the world ends.

I wish people would understand that the phrases "common sense" and "politically correct" are meaningless.
Posted May 17, 2016
Wish granted; one person's common sense is another person's insanity, one person's "political correct" definition, is the manifestation of chaos itself, for another! It is practically IMPOSSIBLE for such a thing as an ABSOLUTE TRUTH, COMMON SENSE or POLITICAL CORRECT meaning and content to even exist as a CONCEPT, let alone real thing.

I wish Society didn't have double, or even worse, multiple layers of different standards. So as you won't always need to translate inside your brain the situations around you and constantly use third eye and sixth sense.
Post edited May 17, 2016 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted May 18, 2016
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted; one person's common sense is another person's insanity, one person's "political correct" definition, is the manifestation of chaos itself, for another! It is practically IMPOSSIBLE for such a thing as an ABSOLUTE TRUTH, COMMON SENSE or POLITICAL CORRECT meaning and content to even exist as a CONCEPT, let alone real thing.

I wish Society didn't have double, or even worse, multiple layers of different standards. So as you won't always need to translate inside your brain the situations around you and constantly use third eye and sixth sense.
Granted. The single standard is now to exchange a single fist bump with each person you meet, then ignore each other ever after.

I wish for a new vest.
Posted May 18, 2016
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Bookwyrm627: I wish for a new vest.
Granted, but unfortunately, the vest doesn't fit.

I wish for a new dress that fits.
Posted May 18, 2016
Granted, the dress is see-through.

I want a chocolate chip cookie.
Posted May 18, 2016
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omega64: I want a chocolate chip cookie.
Granted, but it unfortunately is stale.

I want some chocolate milk, and I specifically want this chocolate milk to be fresh, good tasting, and not spoiled.
Posted May 18, 2016
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omega64: I want a chocolate chip cookie.
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dtgreene: Granted, but it unfortunately is stale.

I want some chocolate milk, and I specifically want this chocolate milk to be fresh, good tasting, and not spoiled.
Granted, but it instantly kills your taste buds on contact.

I wish for a new cafeteria.
Posted May 18, 2016
Wish granted, but the new cafeteria is like the new japanese ones with wild animals kept inside, making the visitor pet an animal, while drinking coffee; ouch!

I wish my new date tomorrow to be with a normal creature this time, or else i am seriously returning to borderline illegal affairs!
Post edited May 18, 2016 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
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