Wish granted. He is now asking for less, ergo you end up having less, too.

I wish for Berlusconi to have a swift recovery and throw a new Bunga Bunga party, to celebrate on the occasion! And i wish to be invited!

Declined, the first rule of bunga bunga is that you never talk about bunga bunga.

Granted, but you get herded to the dog kennel behind the house with the rest of the dogs.

I wish America would think twice and hard before meddling in other countries' civil wars in the name of "stopping terrorists".

Granted. As a result, terrorists get access to nuclear weapons and use them against a few cities.

I wish for cooler, but not too cold, weather.

Granted. A nuclear holocaust kickstarted by terrorrist kickstarts a nuclear winter.

You are one of few surviving humans, and get to enjoy a local microclimate in which temperatures only dipped to agreable levels.

As an added corruption, they blame the escalation of the nuclear armegeddon on transgenders ;)

(note how I msyelf have no problems with transgender people but just rediculously pester you with it unseriously since your activism here gets a bit over-the-top at times :p )

I wish the makers of the space empires 4x games would make a modern twilight imperium 3 adaptation of their formula

Wish granted, but it is exclusive to Linux.

I wish for my ex that showed herself for last time in my door past Christmas eve, to be abused and dumped by her current boyfriend in the same manner and cruelty that she did me, plus defamation included!

Granted, but she finds a nice girlfriend who would never dump her, and who defends her against all that defamation.

I wish people would understand that the word "transgender" is an adjective, not a noun (hence "transgenders" isn't a word), and certainly *not* a verb ("transgendered" ain't a word either).

Bless you dtgreene! Wish granted without spoil, you handled my wish better than i intended! That bitch to end up a lezbo prospect was better than my own hopes!

I wish for my other ex, the kickboxing half german half greek calamity, to go to a contest and her opponent to accidentally bruise her face beyond recognition permanently!

Granted, but your ex ends up winning the contest and becomes rich and lives happily ever after.

I wish Trump wins the American presidency.

Wish granted but Hilary sabotages him and looses presidency mere weeks later...

I wish for all people who ever interacted with me, to receive from life the exact same treatment that they themselves offered at me.

Not really, that's actually the worst thing to happen to a guy - his girl leaving him for another.

And, worst of all, you missed out on lezos.

Granted, but it turns out that many people treated you the way they like to be treated, which happens not to match how you like to be treated. As a result, they are actually enjoying it.

Furthermore, the wish also works the other way; you are now receiving from life the exact same treatment that you have offered other people, which is not always nice.

I wish that the word "ain't" would become popular in formal English writing.

Declined, the word smite takes precedence, and the word smited and smiter should be included in the lexicon; in fact, anything with smite in it.

I wish that people were judged not by the content of the character, but by the character of their contents.

Wish granted, you are now only allowed to see posts by others who have vowel movements.

I still wish that the word "ain't" would become popular in formal English writing.

(Note that declining wishes goes against the point of the topic; you need to actually grant the wish you're corrupting.)