According to all safety guidelines out there, I would hide under the table :-)

I would look for notes in the Witcher's works about how the conjugation of spheres works, I started studying this anomaly in order to master the magic art in the future and look for teaching children with paranormal abilities affected by the conjugation of spheres in order to cope with the catastrophe together with my students in the future. But magic is dangerous and who knows where such a fate will lead. Perhaps I will become the second Alzur.

I would offer virgins to the monsters to let me in peace.

I would call Henry Cavill and Doug Couckle and toghether we would fight against the evil roaming our dear sphere. Two witchers and one mage. A story so epic that only master Dandelion could narrate it properly.

Anyway, I need to find Odrin first, and then we'll see.

I will download The Witcher: Monster Slayer on my phone. Just in case

I would start panicking, obviously.

Try to join the necromancers? I mean, options are limited.

Last time the conjunction happened, it didn't end too well, for the dinosaurs.

And this one.

And also this one.

Drink a beer and not worry about it lol

I would hope to meet witchers to save me and teach me how to fight.

I guess I could take advantage of my 200+ hours of experience killing monsters in The Witcher 3 to do something profitable for humanity and the Elder Races. If that fails, plan B is starting over on easy mode and enjoying a smooth ride through the world.

If the Conjunction of Spheres was ever happening in real life, our world would be swarmed by giant muffins. And the first thing I'd do is a big tea and coffee party. At least everyone would die happy. :)

I will call my parents to let them know that how much I love them but I want to play a few more rounds of Gwent. Sorry that I'm being selfish XD.

13th of August 202x

The net’s been spotty, and when it’s available all you can find are reports of strange lights and even stranger creatures. I don’t know if it is some kind of elaborate prank, if the world is going even crazier or I just slept into some kind of coma and living in a strange dream, but if all of this is true and things collapse it’s better not to be in a densely populated area, grocery stores out of stock and a bunch of hungry people are not a good combination, probably more dangerous that whatever may lurk out there.
My uncle has a cabin in the woods, far in the mountains.
My laptop’s packed, that router with satellite connection me and my friends bought for that trip is in my bag, I have a nice emergency generator with solar panels in my car. Just gotta finish download some games and get out of here.
Great thing I have a DRM free library, if it’s the apocalypse and the net dies I can at least get some gaming to distract myself, if I can find shelter.
It may seems like my priorities aren’t in order, but what am I supposed to do if I find food and shelter? Spend whatever downtime I might get just worrying about everything instead of getting at least some distractions?

15th of August 202x

Finally at the cabin, there have been more and more reports of monsters, hope my friends and family are able to get here, uncle is already here with his hunting rifles, between some trips back and forth from the nearest town and some hunting we shouldn’t have food problems.

22nd of August 202x

Everyone managed to get here. Authorities confirmed that there are actual monster roaming everywhere but they are getting things under control.
All communications went offline and we don’t know what to expect, but at least, between the games I downloaded and various board-games my friends brought, we can keep our minds off of all this mess as much as possible.
No internet? Nothing to stop a good old LAN party to take place as long as we don’t have DRM in the way. Too bad I can’t really translate all of this gaming experience into real life monster slaying, that would have been handy, though I have ideas for some trap making and with my uncle hunting experience we started trying to secure the place.