tinyE: That reminds me.
I just ordered this, in prep for the upcoming holiday season, and my mother's stupid christmas party.
Lord_Kane: You should work for the UAC :D
UnDead Aardvark Council?
And one note on the official Church of Satan, and I realize that isn't exactly what we are talking about here, but they deserve a word here in their defense so as not to be continually associated with the nut job in his parents basement cutting open the family cat over a chalk drawn pentagram in hopes of becoming immortal.
The actual official Satanic Church doesn't worship Satan. They were established as a kind of means of rallying against the pretensions and restrictions laid down by organized religion. Their goal was and is, at least in their charter, to explore the pleasure principle both physically and mentally.
On top of that, they have a great sense of humor.
A few years ago when the WBC started going around doing Gay Conversion Therapy at the graves of dead homosexuals (NO I'M NOT MAKING THAT UP) they started going around to the grave sites of dead WBC members and doing Heterosexual Conversion Therapy. XD They knew it was all a bunch of hogwash, but they also knew it would upset and offend the WBC, which it did, and more power to them! :D