Incredibly, it was over almost as soon as it began.
“I have something to reveal – it’s cristigale, she’s a LAMIST,” said flubbucket.
“Good enough for me,” agreed dedoporno, as he, hunter, and Dessimu grabbed cristigale and pushed her forward.
The Dean, certainly on the verge of her sanity finally snapping once and for all, pulled out the pistol once more. “Okay, Dr. Zephyr,” she slurred, “Time to pay the piper. Over to the window please.”
cristigale looked around uncertainly… and suddenly began to change. With an animal howl, she began chanting… Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! A strange purple glow began to surround her, and her face began to ripple and change with the power flowing through her…
…and then with a deafening BANG, her head exploded in a splash of blood, brains, and skull fragments all over the boardroom table.
cristigale is dead. She was: Dr. Dorothy Zephyr, Proessor of Management Psychology. (MAFIA GOON)
Dean Mariah Adderly Sloth slowly lowered the gently smoking gun, the first real spark of hope and life beginning to creep back into her eyes. “Oh yes, I think we finally got one,” she whispered.
Suddenly, with a howl, trentonlf leapt forward. “Cthulhu will be avenged! AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!” She screamed. She attempted to leap over the table, but without her extra-special super-evil Cthulhu powers, she just tripped and banged her shins. “Ow!” she exclaimed, hopping on one foot.
A moment later, and another deafening bang, and tretonlf’s headless corpse hit the floor.
trentonlf is dead. She was: Dr. Towandah Roberta Sonist, Professor of Information Technology (MAFIA GOON)
Then everyone turned to HypersomniacLive.
“What? She exclaimed indignantly.” Everyone stared expectantly. “Oh, for the love of R’lyeh,” she exclaimed, exasperated. “Just give me that.” She snatched the gun out of Dean Sloth’s trembling hands, pointed the barrel against her temple, and with one last snarl, blew her own head off.
HypersomniacLive is dead. She was: Dr Chāojí Shuìmián Huózhe, Professor of Behavioral Sciences. (MAFIA ROLE COP)
“Ladies,” began Dean Sloth, “I know we’ve had a rough start… but the evil is finally cleansed. The five of us can rebuild. Will you stay?”
One after another, the group looked at one another.
flubbucket has won. She was: Dr. Maria de Cangilón, Professor of Finance (TOWN COP)
Hunter65536 has won. She was: Dr. Tutu du Seize, Professor of Humanities (TOWN DOCTOR)
dedoporno has won. She was: Dr. Kŭrvava Bukhalka Zhena, Professor of Operations (TOWN TRACKER)
Dessimu has won. She was: Dr. Rumina Abiitsemper, Professor of Marketing (TOWN VANILLA)
Without even speaking, they all nodded, and placed their hands in a center circle. A new bond was formed – a new day was dawning.
As one they joined together and embraced… the new Women’s Institute For Organizational Management!
TOWN HAS WON
But off in the distance, just outside the window… they thought they could faintly hear a single word spoken in the wind… zítra…
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Some friendly bumps please and I begin to download – and all observers and players are now welcome to post in the game thread!