Unfortunately, the skeleton, lacking muscle, is incapable of movement of any sort, and is unable to manage an attack that consists of anything more than dropping the chainsaw.

Fortunately, the "dropping the chainsaw" attack actually works, causing Zeogold to be sawed to bits. Bye Zeogold!

Unfortunately, that was merely Puzzle Clone #127, of which there are several. The original Zeogold is safely hidden in a secret base of operations.

Fortunately, that secret base does have the big neon sign "Zeogold's Secret Base" on its roof.

Unfortunately, that sign is a decoy and leads to the wrong entrance.

Fortunately the sign leads to Zeogold's house.

Unfortunately, the only one residing in that house is Zeogoldilocks.

Fortunately, that doesn't actually matter, as Zeogold and Zeogoldilocks are one and the same.

Unfortunately that turns out to be an incorrect assumption, Zeogoldilocks knocks you out cold.

Fortunately, dtgreene recovers soon and finds safe shelter.

Unfortunately,KiNgBrAdLeY7 just made a post:)

Fortunately, it turns out that Puzzle Clone #127 actually *was* the true Zeogold after all, and that its successor, Puzzle Clone #-128, can't be built thanks to yet another integer overflow.

Unfortunately, Puzzle clones #126, #125, and so on are still on the loose, and Zeogold has just respawned.

Fortunately, this Zeogold respawn turns out to be Zeogoldilocks Prime...

Unfortunately, Zeogoldilocks Prime is much like the original Zeogoldilocks, except this time not in prison.