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Posted March 26, 2011
A vegetarian option
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Posted March 26, 2011
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out fires, of course.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out flaming ducks, naturally.
Posted March 31, 2011
"thepenisinmymouth"
Did you read the pen is in my mouth?

Like fuck you did.:-P
Posted March 31, 2011
lol
Posted March 31, 2011
why did the cat fall out of the tree?



because it was dead!
Posted April 02, 2011
Reaver894 corrupting nursery rhymes since 1987


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,

All the King's horses and all the King's men ate scrambled eggs for a fortnight.
Posted April 02, 2011
-Why do elephants have red eyes?
-???
-So they can better hide while sitting in cherry trees!
-But there are no elephants in cherry trees!
-You see! That's how well they hide!
Posted April 02, 2011
There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Committee: A lifeform with six or more legs and no brains.

Some oldie but goodie computer jokes:
USER ERROR: Hit User to continue...
USER ERROR: Replace user and press any key to continue...
Who is General Failure and what is he doing on my hard drive?

Oh yeah, not so much a joke as universal truth:
When all is said and done, a lot more has been said than done.
Posted April 02, 2011
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MikeFE: Who is General Failure and what is he doing on my hard drive?
And in the same vein, I wonder who this General Discussion is.
Posted April 02, 2011
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MikeFE: Who is General Failure and what is he doing on my hard drive?
Looks like some people take it seriously.
Posted April 02, 2011
so a dislestic man walks into a bra...
Posted April 02, 2011
A man walks into a bar...and says "OUCH!"

Ok, ok, how about this one:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

One last one:

A dog limps into a bar. The bartender asks "Can I help you with something?" The dog replies, "I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw!"
Posted April 02, 2011
A chicken crosses the road and meets James Bond.

"Bond. James Bond. Who are you?"

"Ken. Chic Ken."
Posted April 03, 2011
And of course there was this dyslectic Devilworshipper who sold his soul to Santa...
Posted April 03, 2011
Why is it my animal magnetism always attracts girls that are polar opposites?
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