Q: How do you know a Rhino won't be charging?


A: Be damned sure he's got a Discover card.

Q: what do you call a kid with no arms?


A: names.

Why did the Koala fall from the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the second Koala fall from the tree?

Because it was stapled to the first.

Why did the third Koala fall from the tree?

Because it thought it was a game!!!

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

Not all flowers say love but a rose does,
not all plants can survive without water but a cactus can
and not all vegetables can read
but ah bless look at u giving it a go!

or the third one was a drop bear aiming for some unlucky tourist

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
When they get some, tell me.

I independently developed the same joke, but with the punchline of "neither have they".

I say that version at school (your's)

What do you call a Fish with no eyes?










a Fsh!


there you go I said it :)

What do you call an owl that drinks a lot of tea?



A Teatowl.



Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One of them was assalted peanut.

xD

Not a joke, more of a corny son that may ruin a few childhood memories

I love you, you love me,
Barney gave me HIV
It started with a kiss and ended on the floor
.... i got raped by a dinosaur.


If you dont know about Barney the dinosaur google it.

did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and leg chopped off?
It's ok, he's alright now.

A monastery decided to start a fish and chips store. When the store opened, a client comes in, and asks one of the clerics, "are you the fish fryer?" "Oh, no," the cleric answers, "I'm the chip monk!"

-A vertically challenged psychic managed to break out of prison. What will the headlines say?
-Small medium at large!