AgentBirdnest: I am scared to death of driving. Every time I tried to learn, I would just have a panic attack. [snip] It is too stressful for me.

superstande: Sorry for being ignorant but what's an autoharp? An electric blues harp ? :p

j0ekerr: Sallutations people, I've been kind of away.

Unless my sources are mistaken, the competition's sale starts in 5 minutes.

I will just take a look.

EDIT: They weren't.

Aaaand, here, we, go!

j0ekerr: So after backtracking a bit, we've had a badass looking Santa spreading festive cheer, a mini-gamer's anniversary, congratulations by the way. And Agent's medical woes. On that, I really have nothing to say. My only migraines have been of the alcohol induced variety and I don't even like thinking about them. All I can do is hope for you to feel better, specially during the holidays.

I also wanted to say something about DLC Quest; yes it is a joke game, and as such it's only really fun where the joke is concerned. But it is a surprisingly well thought out and executed joke. I first found it on xbox live and really enjoyed the 10 minutes it will let you play an indie game before it shuts you out, and it felt like a surprisingly smooth retro-style platformer. I bought it mostly because it was being sold at an outrageously low price, that limited offer I managed to snatch it at is gone now. But it's still on sale at a very cheap price.

So if you think a few laughs are worth a single buck. Then give it a try.

Oh, and the competition's sale begins with a disappointing start.

CarrionCrow: Or if that's just too fast-paced for you, you can instead get Shannon Tweed's Attack of the Groupies for only 49 cents! That would still qualify as dignity assassination at twice the price! -laughs- (And coming from someone willing to buy a game about pigeon fucking, you KNOW that is one hell of a damning recommendation....)

j0ekerr: Words... just... fail me.

I'd pay for the playboy magazines she was in though.

About this much.

CarrionCrow: It achieves beauty in its sheer horror. It's like a Lovecraft story where a person is revolted and yet still compelled by some entity from beyond the stars....

Also, two things -

1. There are frigging PAGES of nothing but Crusader Kings 2 DLC. Dear gods.
2. Anyone, and I absofuckinglutely mean ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, who spends a dollar on fake holiday paint jobs for their Euro Truck Simulator 2 truck needs to be sterilized, forcibly if need be. Not even kidding. There are some lines no sane person will cross.
Again, I bought a game about PIGEON FUCKING and I'd still feel better about that 3 dollar indictment of my every self-destructive, masochistic personality flaw than I would if I spent a dollar on that DLC.

CarrionCrow: Now laughing my ass off....
The Planet Stronghold soundtrack is on sale. How high does a person have to be to say to themselves, "I've been waiting all year, but the day has finally arrived. I can now get the Planet Stronghold soundtrack for only 49 cents! My year is complete!"
I played Planet Stronghold. It sucks. Real bad. Why in the 13 holy hells would ANYONE pay ANYTHING for the soundtrack? Paid less than a dollar for the godsdamned game and still feel stupid about that one and besides, no one can remember what the soundtrack was anyway since it was drowned out by them saying, "Dear gods make it stop, this sucks, I don't want to play this anymore".

CarrionCrow: Found a hack and slasher for you - Zeno Clash. On sale for a dollar right now.

j0ekerr: I'm looking at it, and it look really terrible. Looks like a 16 bit era RPG, but completely soul-less.

j0ekerr: Have I mentioned how much I hate first person perspective combat?

Seriously I hate it with an intensity that only Darkseid can understand.

hummer010: Fully, fully agree. I own ETS2. I have, on occasion, enjoyed playing ETS2. I have never given a flying fuck what my truck looked like in ETS2. Green paint, blue paint, orange paint - don't matter, it all scrapes off just the same when I cut that corner too tight.

CarrionCrow: Oh yeah, it's bad. Watched a Let's Play where the person did absolutely nothing but mindlessly click, fully unaware of every laughable "mechanic", and they still beat it.

Will keep that in mind for any further suggestions. -laughs-

Also, the next way to get Dark Souls 2 will be if you have a PS4 or X-Box 1. They're remastering it, slapping all the DLC for it together in one shot and calling it Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin.