Patient Zero by Jonathan Maberry. (
Beware: mild spoilers throughout this post) It was...compelling, I guess might work as an adjective. It's fast-paced, and includes lots of fightin' and 'splosions, if that's what you're into. It's also pretty much by-the-numbers genre fiction, with the twist that it happens to be cramming two or three different genres together. "What if them crazy muslim fundamentalists created a zombie superplague, and Only One Man™ could stop them from releasing it: a cop from Baltimore who gets recruited into a brand-new super-secret U.S. government organization (which has nigh-unlimited funding, zero red tape and next to no accountability, and is headed by a mysterious man who reminded me of a less-ridiculous, (slightly-)more-plausible, non-villainous version of Wesker from the
Resident Evil franchise). There's a tough (yet beautiful), no-nonsense female British agent ("on loan" from the SAS), who starts out disliking Our Hero, but (Spoiler Alert!) winds up in bed with him; a mystery involving a traitor on Our Hero's team; and another plotline involving the internationally-renowned businessman-turned-philanthropist who has secretly been funding the ultra-high-tech research which allowed the creation of this plague, simply so that the pharmaceutical companies he owns could help develop an inoculation against the plague, generating a massive profit for him in the process.
The main problem I had was the logic (or lack thereof) behind so many of the goings-on. (To be fair, I'm probably not part of this book's core audience.) Apparently, in this version of the "real world", the Secret Service is so shockingly bad at their job that
at least half a dozen -- probably several more -- terrorists with various nonmetal weapons (and the plague) managed, individually, to be admitted to a high-profile closed (i.e., NOT open to the public) government ceremony attended by dozens of members of Congress, the wife of the Vice President, and the First Lady. This is not by any stretch of imagination the only part in this novel which beggars belief, but (aside from the pathogen which turns living people into actual flesh-eating undead) it was, to me, one of the most egregious.
I imagine this is one of those stories which would work much better as a movie (possibly this was in the mind of the author as well); some of the things which seem ludicrous on the page might come off better, or at least be more easily glossed over, on the screen.
There were also some stupid slip-ups that any competent editor should never have missed ("cajones" instead of "cojones", "Allah Akbar" instead of "Allahu Akbar"), the worst of which is below:
"Mr. Church spoke with the President and the head of the FDA. The gears are already turning to get the pharmaceutical companies involved. The President will address a closed session of Congress in two days. The full resources of the United States, England, and the other allies will be thrown against this now."
This was spoken by the aforementioned British agent. Now compare the following, spoken by this Mr. Church (the mysterious head of the secret organization I mentioned before) the next day, but appearing LESS THAN A FULL PAGE LATER:
"I advised the President of our concerns with safety during the holiday, and he approved all of my recommendations. The gears are already turning to get the pharmaceutical companies involved. The President will address a closed session of Congress tomorrow. The full resources of the United States, England, and the other allies will be thrown against this now."
Were both of these characters paraphrasing the same press statement or something? Speaking seriously, though, HOW DID THE WRITER, EDITOR(S), AND ANY PROOFREADERS ALL MISS THIS BEFORE THE BOOK WENT TO PRESS?
This was kind of a weird book for me. I actually plowed through it pretty quickly (by my standards, anyway), but I found more to dislike or roll my eyes at the further along I got. I guess the fact that it wasn't quite offensively stupid enough for me to quit reading is a win for the author, but I'm not sure it's a win I'd be proud of. [/walloftext]