CDPR

I have another one.

CCP

Maybe one more, a business located within an ex-communist country that gets involved with a dystopian hellhole country that many of its citizens fled from due to a similar regime. All for yuan, yuan for none.

Why did you leave your last job?
The company relocated and they didn’t tell me where

Why don't you want to become a member of our exclusive club?

“I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.”

I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why was there a mass exodus from GOG?

Coz they didn't have any Devotion

Here's a good one:

GOG.com.

What do you call Santa’s little helpers?

Subordinate clauses.

I admit that is a good one.

Two billionaires talk:
one says: "I'm so rich I could buy the whole world."
the second replies: "But I'm not going to sell it..."

Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

A: Deep pan, crisp and even!

Welcome to our last conference call of 2020, everyone! I'm sorry to announce that Joseph and Mary could not attend our online meeting today.

It seems that there is no Zoom at the Inn.

Seedy Projekt

An old woman saw the doctor and said, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor said, “What do you mean, madam?”
The old woman answers, “If I touch my arm, it rather hurts. If I touch my knee – OH! If I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. What’s up with me, Doctor?”
The doctor ends, “I see what is wrong with you. Certainly you have broken your finger!”

A child who doesn't believe in Santa is a rebel without a Claus.

Ouch.