Bah. Healing is for survivors too incompetent to avoid getting hurt.

Necking, Day 3

We took a Chaos Node.

Halflings, Day 3

We lost half of our troops and half of the hit points of our remaining troops.

I think we're gonna chill for a little bit. Maybe soak our feet in this nearby river for awhile.

TS

Carry On, Day 3

Apparently I have some incompetent survivors as well.

Petting, Day 3

Apparently it is possible to miss DEF 2 unit and that unit is abel to easily kill you off on counterattack. Noted.
In other fight, our hero tried to finish off DMG 6 unit with 2 HP and said unit survived while our hero lost 18 HP in single round on counterattacks.
So far I don't like how this map looks much.
I am not saying it's bad map (yet), I just don't find it'S looks too appealing.

Turn sent.
What part of map are you in?
Asking for friend, a solicitor.

We may be short of stature, short of health, and short of units, but we still have our secret weapon.

His name is Napoleon and he shall wield his highly mobile artillery with devastating effect on any who try to limit the great French, I mean Halfling, Empire!

Or maybe we'll just build lots of Towers. A line of 'em to protect our borders (but not quite all of our borders). We just need a good name for these defenses. Something catchy that starts with an M I think.

Tigrans, Day 3

A wandering orc was sighted nearby today.

Turn sent.

Necking, Day 4

Day 4 and we still haven't captured the nearby mine or node, need to do that before it gets really embarrassing.

We lost two zombies to a beserk Boar Rider.

Short people, Day 5

Hell yeah. We won that battle. Take that you bastards.

Nothing like charging your Wizard and daring the enemy to hit him. They swung their swords too high, not used to us diminutive folk.

TS

Carry On, Day 5

Beating some bushes, looking for stray lizards.

Some non-erotic wizard, Day 5

Not enough movement.

Turn sent.

Tigrans, Day 4

A battle for a campsite could have gone better. At least my troops don't need healing now.

Turn sent.

Necking, Day 5

Where'd that spider come from?! At least we didn't suffer the same fate as someone else.

Halflings, Day 5

Not I who killed off an enemy Wizard and doubled my Empire. Someone is doing well apparently and playing ultra aggressive...

TS

Carry On, Day 5

Alas, Catermune. I never knew ye.

TS.