AeonofOblivion: I heard this on a YouTube video, and it had me rolling. Said when you're introduced to one of James' servants, Grakkus, who is made entirely of rock:
Grakkus slowly approaches Eldred Zyzyx:
"Now Grakkus there is none too quick on his feet. It's probably because he leads such a sedimentary life. Ahahahahahaha!" Eldred: "
...Never do that again." LOL :] Here's the YouTube link if anyone wants to watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFLMGrhmDs4 That's the one I was thinking.
This isn't funny but I've always loved Mithras' prophecy. Really cool.
"The gods are four,
whose work's grow cold,
as one betrays their laws of old.
Then dark grow deeds,
in darker hearts,
for lost to all are holy arts.
A vagrant comes amidst the gloom,
to seal the gaping maw of doom."
Sorry if it isn't perfect, I'm going off of memory.
I also like Charnel's line afterwords..."KILL THE BLASPHEMER!"
That one cracked me up for some reason.
Also Mithras, "This seems like a shady spot"
A.) Irony - Marduk and all that.
B.) The entire world is dark, everywhere is a shady spot...
