That one when you choose your first god:
(blah blah)
James: "PEACEFUL. And that's not so bad in my book!"
Charnel: "I didn't know you could read..."
Lol that is classic. Charnel is by far the most humorous god!

- "Charnel, death is not the answer to everything."
- "Yes, torture also has its merits..."
I remember Zyzyx having a few more or less funny lines as well.
Overall I think the dialogue and voice acting didn't have too many lines to make you laugh but plenty of qualities to make you smirk.

The one that you get when you play online:
(blah blah)
CarboKill: "Yo its me, YOUNgMONEY-SPM!!!"
BloodStorm2262: "You be 'illen son."
lol, thats a classic.

fagass go screw urself

The coolest line:
Marduk: There are no false prophecies. Only false gods!

My favourite one is...
James: Everyone wait! Haven't we all had enough of wars?
Everyone: NO!

My personal favorite is when Eldred remarks on how he felt sorry about having to kill a dragon, and Zyzyx butts in, saying "Oh, but imp slavery! THAT'S perfectly alright!"

How about the one when Pyro suggests to leave James and serve him-and you refuse:
Pyro: "...join me, and you can command more power than you can imagine!"
Eldred: "I don't know... I can imagine quite a bit."
Pyro: "What?"
lol that pig is really amusing when pissed

My favourite:
Stratos: ''It is too late to save yourself, but if I may offer this observation: You are too pliable, James.''
''That is what makes you useful. But it also makes you dangerous. Too dangerous.''

This section of the manual:
Pyrodactyl
Don’t think that the proles can do nothing but set the
enemy on fire. As important as this is, Pyro does recognise
the need for diversity. Hence, the Pyrodactyl, which can
swoop in on your foes and spray them with a coat of oil.
This oil often blinds its victims temporarily, but, most
importantly, it makes them even more susceptible to being
set on fire.

yeah, pyro creatures can do more damage on enemies which have been covered in pyrodactyl oil.

I think this one I remember most:
JAMES: Wait, wait .... haven't you guys had enough of war?"
ALL Gods: NOO!!!
lol

Charlotte: What's the matter? Afraid of spiders? :)

I think Charnel has the best lines.
Another nice one:
Let me assure you that I DON'T want to destroy the world! That's where the best slaughter takes place, you know.
This one was pretty good too:)
Haha that one as well.

I heard this on a YouTube video, and it had me rolling. Said when you're introduced to one of James' servants, Grakkus, who is made entirely of rock:

Grakkus slowly approaches Eldred

Zyzyx: "Now Grakkus there is none too quick on his feet. It's probably because he leads such a sedimentary life. Ahahahahahaha!"

Eldred: "...Never do that again."


LOL :] Here's the YouTube link if anyone wants to watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFLMGrhmDs4