Wrenna lan Laxmi from Defender's Quest.
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Azra: Oh, hey, Wrenna, I didn't see you there. We were just discussing, um, stuff and things...
Wrenna: That's good. You know what they say: Don't gossip about anyone who might slit your throat at night.
A: I'm not terribly familiar with that saying... who... um... who says that?
W: People whose throats haven't been slit, presumably. 'Cause the ones that have don't have all that much to say. It's more like, "Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle." And then you say, "Was that advice? I don't know. Can you speak up?"
A: ...I sure am glad we're friends.
W: Me too! Friends are great! For instance, if you need to slit someone's throat in their sleep, you can say, "Hey friend, hold this person down--"