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ceemdee: Oh god, somebody stop me.

A+++++
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Bmoyn715: Box art for Phalanx AKA old guy randomly playing the banjo for no apparent reason, LMAO

Hahah... well, everything is better with an added old guy playing the banjo! 'Tis the truth!
Is there any game that has banjo bluegrass as background music? I kinda would like to try that, for the laffs. I actually kinda like bluegrass, it puts me in a good-ironic mood.
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ceemdee: Oh god, somebody stop me.

EDIT LOL!!! I actually wrote my post before I looked at those!!!!!
EDIT2: I now saw all the boxshots with the Banjo man added. Seems like my words proved prophetic in reverse.
Post edited August 24, 2009 by gscotti
Can anyone here imagine going into a store and buying this:
http://www.lemon64.com/games/details.php?ID=1261&coverID=766
Post edited August 24, 2009 by Zeewolf
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Zeewolf: Can anyone here imagine going into a store and buying this:
http://www.lemon64.com/games/details.php?ID=1261&coverID=766

Oh GOD no.
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Zeewolf: Can anyone here imagine going into a store and buying this:
http://www.lemon64.com/games/details.php?ID=1261&coverID=766

I think I've played this, I wonder if DID buy it...
1- The Mystery of the Druids
2- Friday The 13th
3- Anirog Kong
4- Snood 2
5- Double Dungeons
6- Trouble Shooter
7- MegaMan 2
8- Bomber Man
9- Street Hocket '95
10- Shaq Fu
11- Ninja Golf
12- Space Pirates
13- Legendary Axe II
14- A Boy and his Blob
15- Barbie and horse adventures
16- Green Dinossaur*
17- Cartoon Kingdom
18- Julie Finds a Way
19- Fire Pro Wrestling Returns
20- Demon Attack
21- Planetfall
22- Leather Goddesses Of Phobos
23- Snow White
24- Pro Wrestling
25- Ai Cho Aniki
26- Communist Mutants from Space
27- Ghosts'N Goblins
28- Super Bust-a-move
29- Fester's Quest
30- AAARGH!
* = Dont know the name.
Post edited August 28, 2009 by Drelmanes
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Drelmanes: 25- Why so happy?*

I can't compete with this level of awfulness although with a cover like that you have to wonder what the game was like.
Just stumbled into this one on mobygames which manages to make a subject like D-Day drab. I can only assume they decided they wouldn't reach their target audience if it looked to offer any excitement or entertainment.
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Zeewolf: Can anyone here imagine going into a store and buying this:
http://www.lemon64.com/games/details.php?ID=1261&coverID=766

i need to wash my eyes :'(
i don't think the cover of fester's quest is that bad compared to others :)
Post edited August 25, 2009 by CyPhErIoN
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Drelmanes: 16- Green Dinossaur*
* = Dont know the name.

Looks like a Bubble Bobble game.
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Drelmanes: 16- Green Dinossaur*
* = Dont know the name.
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Mentalepsy: Looks like a Bubble Bobble game.

indeed , the guys that throw bubbles which stick to a ceiling that is descending in bundles of 3 :)
Cho Aniki for PSP. Rather disturbing. (Thomas the Train cameo?)
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ElPixelIlustre: Ico's USA cover.
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Bmoyn715: Man I wish the US got that cover, The Euro one I mean

Hear, hear -- The north american box art had a decidedly "Thy Dungeonman" flair to it.
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Post edited August 25, 2009 by Mortons4ck
the hell with box art, look at some tittles Drelmanes found, its a real gem of bad taste combo (art+tittle)
nice job with this list
A couple I can remember off the top of my head:
But before showing the bad ones, here's the box art for the Japanese version of the very first Bomberman game on the PC Engine. It's simple and rather charming.
I have shown you that, so that I can show you this: The US cover of the very first Bomberman game on the TG16 (US version of the PC Engine).
Ugh.
And for my second choice, the cover art of Strider II. I thought it captured the lithe, wiry hero of the series really well. "You make Strider MAD! Strider SMASH BAD MANS!!!"
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Loonie: And for my second choice, the cover art of Strider II. I thought it captured the lithe, wiry hero of the series really well. "You make Strider MAD! Strider SMASH BAD MANS!!!"

Link broken.
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RahaMies: Link broken.

That's odd, I just clicked on it and up it popped. Perhaps this will work instead. Edit: It brings up the main page for that, you can click on the cover art picture along the right hand side.
Also, I just noticed someone has already posted the Bomberman cover. Grr.
Post edited August 25, 2009 by Loonie