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Thanks for the challenge, amok!

Boromir:

One does not simply walk into Mordor. You drive!

Fleeing from the Nazgûl? Why ride a horse when you can have the power of 500 horses carrying you past the black gates? This car is top of the line with speeds faster than even the Great Eye can follow!

Fire and ash and dust? Roll up the windows because this model is equipped with a great air conditioner to keep out the poisonous fumes!

You'll be rid of that pesky ring and back in time for second breakfast!
(Pay no attention to the crazy old man screaming "You shall not pass!")

Shop Boromir's because anything else would be folly!


(In for either game.)

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Michael Jackson

"Look at there, this is a classic shooting star vehicle! Just how much you thing it would cost? No, it's MORE!! This little besuty has been improved so many times through time! The shape, the motor, even the colour has gone from Shadow Black to Pearl White! If you can afford this jewel, you'll have a beast machine that works like its first day... (well, if we don't care about that last accident...)"

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WTF?

There is an general audit in two days, so this needs to be done by then. No matter what, by this time tomorrow this will be over. There is still to much stock left... and remember, as little paper trail as possible.

The audit is in a couple of hours, so whatever is left is it.

The sales have been tallied, and the best salesmen have been:

Winston Churchill ( NightStrider / RAGE )
George W. Bush ( Horrorkraut / F:NV )

Your Christmas bonus is in the mail.

Danit, too late. Oh well, I'll throw in my idea as well:
Genghis Khan
*rough translation*
"Soldiers, today was a good day! We burned, pillaged and raped, and the Mongol Empire is stronger than ever! This territory is now ours and ours only, and not only that: You, my brave men, have captured a lot of green papers, and I, your leader, have found several screaming vehicles that I can now exchange for green papers! Behold the beauty of the first one, it's red like blood of our fallen enemies, and it's front is big enough to mount several spears on! If you'd be so kind and take a look at it's roof, it can hold as much as two archers, and the back seat has enough space for three of our men raping as much as two women! The engine is so strong that you can impale ten people on the mounted spears before you need to get out of the vehicle and crape them off, and I will sell you this beauty for mere 5000 worth of green papers!"

... Yeah. Now that I got that out of the way, congrats to the winners :D

Congratulations to the winners and thanks, amok, for the contest!

Congrats to the winners, and thanks again, amok!

Congrats to the winners and thanks again amok.

That mail was unexpected but VERY MUCH appreciated, thank you a lot for the giveaway.
I think I'll hop right into it. Happy new year! Thanks a lot again!

No fair Bush was a bad president >:[. Seriously though congrats! :P