Hi all ;)

stay tuned for upcoming competition which I'll throw to celebrate upcoming birth of a very special someone ;)
I won't give you any details now, but will post teasers and obscure hints about what this competition will be about but don't worry, real details, rules and rest are to follow soon ;)

You are free to speculate though :P

let's begin
first hint

EDIT:
first participants have entered into this competition:

NATO

1. Rodzaju
2. Fujek
3. empty
4. empty
5. empty

USSR

1. empty
2. empty
3. empty
4. empty
5. empty

Due to the birthday of our poor Dr. M, you're going to try and get all of us to join the Navy, get trained for battle and brainwashed, then send us to the GoG headquarters in a competition of who can imprison the most GoG staff members, where we can win a position as PR manager for Microsoft and Apple.

Truly evil. I guess you've got to have been inspired a bit too much by Dungeon Keeper.

Am I close? ;)

you are getting somewhere ;)

second one

Considering all the military references, you're going to hold a RTS multi player competition!

Think about it a bit more:

We have the simpsons doing "in the navy".
Not exactly standard military fare.

We then have a ?russian sailor, on land.

I'd say that the common theme here is pirates ahoy....

third one

Hearts of Iron 3 giveaway or something? Paradox are implementing partizans in it. :)

ah, it will be something unusual ;)

4th

EMCON (Emissions Control) is a military condition in which electromagnetic emissions do not exceed a set limit. This helps to avoid electronic detection. The EMCON condition can be passed via an EMCON bill, directives, OP orders, message traffic or embarked or area commander.

5th

We do get the submarine / navy part :P
Now just to combine it with Russian MI...

close close :D

7th

Wait, what?
You're going to gift me Dungeon Keeper and Privateer, as you certainly can't dive lower than a decent dungeon created by me and these Kilrathi certainly make for a good Russian military substitution.
How very splendid and nice of you!
And all that just to celebrate GoG stopping the boycott on EA, finally allowing them to sell over here? You're really one of a kind!

*I wonder if I should start taking legitimate guesses or or I should keep entertaining the masses with my foolishness*