<audience> HOW SLOW IS IT?

It's so slow that...

I don't have a punchline. But you do. And you want your very own copy of Crusader: No Regret, right? Right.

Funniest (to me) original punchline wins. Contest ends this Sunday, 9pm CST. (UTC -6 hours)

Not in, but that is pretty much the free wifi connection speed on local hotels around here, slower than molasses in January.

The hotel internet connection is so slow, it asked me what "yield" meant. I said "slow down"... so it did!

Not in, but bump :)

The hotel internet connection is so slow that I might as well be on mars.


PS: first Alice Cooper tribute for 2013, I needed to do this.

Not in, but thanks and +1. And no punchline from me, sorry.

It's so slow it found That's My Boy funny.

The hotel internet connection is so slow it believes in gun control :P

This hotel internet connection is SO slow... my downloads are uploading? :P

Not in because I don't think I'd play Crusader to be honest, but thanks all the same!

The hotel internet connection is so slow international pigeon post would be quicker!!

So slow they probably send the bits through telegraph.

(But not in, for asbeau reasons.)

I'm not entering, but...

The hotel internet connection is so slow that when I am trying to download something, it doesn't actually come to me, but to the future me living in the 2023, breaking the space-time continuum. Hence, my future self has to use a time machine to bring my downloads back to me.

The connection is so slow, it rides the short bus!

It's so slow that... peace in the Middle East was achieved before webpage ever finished loading completely.

Like someone above me said, I don't think I'd play this game either but just wanted to throw a punchline out there. Hopefully, it got some chuckles.

It's so slow that...the login is a hieroglyph.