This is a quick one. Two games from the EA promo. The giveaway ends in about six hours (just look at OP writing time to see how much time you have left).
Here's the catch: you must write at least a three sentence dialogue between two or more people containing the following words at least once, not necessarily in this order:
games, tower, subway, horse, nuked, lastly, guillotine, banana, hero, luck, bro-fist, cameo, kill, bandage, "Stalin's left eye", Kamchatka, parking space, fucking bears.

The best entry (no special criteria, just my personal opinion) gets one prize, and a random one the other. No restrictions in rep, but one entry per person, and can be edited.

Have fun. ;)

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Also, don't worry, the conversation doesn't have to be especially coherent. ;)

"Oh, My God! I can't believe we're fucking bears."
"Bears? And here was I thinking I was a horse."
"By Stalin's left eye, are you dumb? Where are we, anyway?"
"By the distance of that parking space down there, I guess this is the subway's games tower."
"Why would the subway have a games tower?"
"Because this is Kamchatka, of course!"
"What? That makes no sense!"
"Well, there's a door, why don't we open it and see if we can find an important cameo?"
"With our luck, there's going to be a guillotine with some sort of beheaded banana hero on it."
"Who would kill a nice guy like that?"
"I don't know, someone who was denied a bro-fist, maybe."
"Well, look at what we got here, a bandage."
"Hum... and what's left to say?"
"Lastly? Nobody got nuked."
"You can thank the Supreme God of Heavy Metal for that one."
"Shut up."

Hooker: What do you like?

John: I love kinky games, pretending subway groping, the horse, getting nuked while doing a banana on the guillotine, playing the hero for luck and bro-fisting (naughty) a cameo hooker. Also, I want to keep the bandages on as it will kill the mood otherwise. I can see you have a glass eye, you can take it out so we can do "Stalin's left eye" like I did in Kamchatka. Lastly, and most importantly, don't touch my rosebud.

Hooker: Well, ok. (To herself) At least I'm not fucking bears in the parking space any more. ....

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Not entering, just playing :-)

Person 1: Kamchatka is worth putting another horse on.

Person 2: This is mind games. Risk is always competetive with you.

Person 1: If Risk was set in modern times, Kamchatka would probably get nuked.

Person 2: Or in medieval times, they'd be set for the guillotene.

Person 1: Someone would be killed no matter what.

Person 2: You'd need luck to get out of harms way.

Person 1: You got that right. (bro fist)

Person 2: I wonder what Stalin would do. In his right eye, Asia. In his left eye, America.

Person 1: He'd probably take the Stalin Subway.

Person 2: Damn that game sucked. The game physics were more slippery than a bannana.

Person 1: Fps games aren't for me. I prefer tower defence. I'd rather be a general than a hero.

Person 2: In battlefield you can be a medic, and bandage people up.

Person 1: That's just a cameo role. I prefer the large scale warfare.

Person 2: I just remembered i need to get some beers for later. We should leave now so that we get a parking space. Then we'll be all set for the game later.

Person 1: Yeah, lastly, once this game of Risk is over. I hope the Chicago Bears lose. Fucking bears.

Those were some excellent examples, keep 'em coming.

JC Denton: "Get down off your high horse, Paul. We're not playing games here."
Paul Denton: "I know that, JC, but we've got to get into that tower and kill those fucking bears from the NSF."
JC Denton: "Got a bandage? I've got an ugly slash on my leg."
Paul Denton: "By 20th-century dictator Stalin's left eye from Kamchatka, you're worried about something like that NOW!?"
JC Denton: "It's been bothering me since we nuked the subway to flush the NSF out. Anyway, what's the situation at the tower?"
Paul Denton: "Bad. The NSF are executing people by guillotine. Tracer Tong tried to be a hero, but luck was against him and they captured him. We need to get him out of there first and foremost."
JC Denton: "How do we get in?"
Paul Denton: "There's a sewer tunnel we can go through. The entrance is under a parking space in a public lot."
JC Denton: "Lastly before we start, how about a bro-fist?"
Paul Denton: "Sure. Just as soon as I finish my banana."
Bob Page: "Hey JC, Paul, is it time for my cameo?"
JC, Paul: "Shut up."

On the scene of the next Star Wars film... in a forest...
"Is this like the Hunger Games?"
"No. You must have some kind of luck to be cast as the hero of this Kamchatka."
"What the hell's a Kamchatka?"
"Don't know. I heard it from some homeless guy on the subway last week. 'Course he was rambling about a banana guillotine tower and Stalin's left eye so he must have been bat shit insane."
"Yeah taking the subway sucks. I thought it would be better after I bought my car but I can never find a fucking parking space."

*SPLAT*
Looks down "Horse shit. Or bear shit. Fucking bears. First I'd kill all the bears in this forest. Then I'd nuke Disney for making this travesty of a movie. Lastly I'd hunt down George Lucas. He'd do anything to make an quick buck and someone needs to put a stop to this madness."
"Right on brother." Scrapes arm on a bush. "Do you think I need a bandage?"
"Oh? No."
"OH YEAHHHHHHH!!!"
"The Kool-Aid man! I didn't know you were doing a cameo in this movie. Bro-fist!!"

A: So the horse went on the subway with the banana and says "this is a stick up!"
B: Hahaha. lol...awesome joke. Bro-fist! lol
A: Eiffel tower!
B: Here's mine. So, like, My friend went to this parking lot to find a free parking space and I see two fucking bears on the only free spot. He walks up to them and asks: "Excuse me old chaps, by any chance could you stop these filthy games and move on?"
A: lol, and what do they say?
B: and they're like "what are you? Some kind of a hero? Wanna test your luck punk? This paw can, like, kill you like a guillotine."
A: serves him right for driving to Kamchatka
B: and he was like..."no, no, please kind sirs, continue your fornication" and the bear nuked him so hard it gave him Slatlin's left eye.
A: Red? Lol.
B: yeah. lastly he got back to the car and put on a bandage.
A: That's not funny lol... needs a Christopher Walken cameo.
B: It wasn't my friend, it was me, I wanted to fuck a bear. Didn't end well...
A: At least it wasn't a horse! lol
B: lol

"Bro-Fist Actual, this is Cameo Two-Four-Niner, do you read me?"
"Copy. This is Bro-Fist Actual. Over."
"Is the 'banana' in the 'guillotine'? I repeat, Is the 'banana' in the 'guillotine'?"
"Negative. We had to bandage up Horse, he's been injured pretty badly; we're getting nuked left right and centre here!"
"Be careful out there; but get a move on, we don't have much time! The last thing we need is for the enemy to kill the entire platoon, because someone's trying to be a hero!"
"We're trying our best sir, it's just that this mission is harder than parking space ships in a subway! Why do we have to be deployed in Kamchatka, anyway?"
"Orders are orders. It's certainly a tower-load better than being deployed in that Austrian village, Fucking; I mean, just be thankful that there aren't any Fucking bears here."
"Look, I just don't want to be constantly watched over by "Stalin's left eye", if you catch my drift."
"I catch your drift, Bro-Fist, but enough games; get back to the mission - that is an order! Lastly...good luck out there, soldier."

a:HEY!
n:bro-fist!
a:how did you get here? I just took the subway.
b:I came with my car that I parked in that parking space.
a:by the way, have you played the new game from Kamchatka Brothers?
b:the one on which the hero can ride a horse and kill fucking bears?
a:no, this is in the category of tower defense games, and you can get a city nuked.
b:I bet on Stalin's left eye, there's a cameo of John Romero.
a:lastly, you won't believe this.
b.what?
a:my brother is practicing some magic tricks. One is about cutting a banana with a guillotine, but he cut himhlef and now wears a bandage.
b:that's ridiculous.
a:he had luck, as he could had losen his finger.

games, tower, subway, horse, nuked, lastly, guillotine, banana, hero, luck, bro-fist, cameo, kill, bandage, "Stalin's left eye", Kamchatka, parking space, fucking bears

Hero: Good day good man I have to find Stalin's left eye to defeat the banana that killed my father!

Owner of the subway of luck: You have come to the right place! The subway of luck. Rumors say that the horse which loves fucking bears is in possession of the eye.

Hero: So where do I find that banana?

Owner: I will only tell you if you put my brother from Kamchatka in the guillotine?

Hero: Why do you want me to kill your brother?

Owner: he stole my bandage.

*The hero puts the owners brother in the guillotine and activates it. He doesn't see the dynamite in in that now explodes.

Owner: Whoa you totally nuked my brother thats not how I wanted him to die. Apologize to me or I won't tell you where to find the horse!

Hero: I don't have time for silly games. Tell me now!

Owner: He is in the big tower beyond the large parking space.

Hero: Thank you! Come on bro-fist!

Owner: lastly one thing! I have to warn you that stalin makes a cameo in my subway and is not very pleased that he has lost his left eye. Take care!

Hero: I will thank you good man.

'So I was looking at some games yesterday and a couple stood out for me.'

'Oh yeah? It's not that horse game is it?'

'Naw, one's about Kamchatka being nuked and some hero (aka you) has to find "Stalin's left eye" since it's got the power to turn back time to before the nuke. Reminded me of that subway game... Metro something. Apparently there will also be some cool historical figures to cameo in the game. The other one is a monkey prince stuck in a tower and needs to escape in order to save his family from getting the guillotine from some crazy baboons that invaded his land. Lastly, and this is the best part - as the monkey prince, you have to eat bananas so you can get poop to throw at your enemies to kill them.'

'Nice dude, you know how much I fuckin' love monkeys.'

'Yeah man. Oh score! A parking space right in front of the house, gimme a bro-fist!'

'Just in time too, I gotta replace this bandage on my hand, it's like peeling off. And Kamch-Kamchita? What the hell's that anyway?'

'Kamchatka? It's some place in Russia I guess. You're gonna be fighting bandits and bears and shit.'

'Bears?'

'Yeah, it's Russia dude. There'll be bears, so good luck with that.'

'Fucking bears!'

'Fuckin' bears...'

A: OK! That's it! I can't take it any more! No more fucking tower defense games! I'd rather play a game defending those fucking bears in Kamchatka!
B: Oh, boy! What's it, this time? Have you been nuked in one of these games?
A: I'm saying you, I'd rather ride a horse like a hero and poke Stalin's left eye in those fucking Russian subways?
B: What?! How do you come up with such odd things to say?
A From a guy called Titanium. He's beaten me in every fucking tower defense game!
B: You have got no luck, I guess.
A: No fucking luck whatsoever! He even had the nerve to send me a "bro-fist" online and some bandages for my so called wounded eye!!
B: Well, I can see where this Stalin's left eye thing came from!
A: I feel like I have a cameo role in a Titanium film and all my role is to be killed in a guillotine over again and again. I can see him eating a banana while watching the film and chanting, "Kill, kill, kill!"
B: I guess you don't have your own parking space on the set, then?
A: Why are you making fun of me?
B: Because you're fun. "And lastly, he was killed again in a Titanium guillotine. Again!"
A: Very nice, B! Thank you for being such a friend!
B: You're welcome!

LOL