Keph said this on IRC: "AndrewC, YOUR MICROPHONE IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE" which in turn led me to this thread.
So, post a photo of your desk. Mine is attached and includes the voyeur microphone.

It just... sits there.
DUDE THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT MAN

It sits... waiting... scheeming.... broadcasting :D

That's some serious keyboard harassment going on there...
I take it you don't do much word documentation on that machine >_>

Worst picture ever, buuuut...

You in halls?

Apartment on campus.

No matter what nation you belong to, no matter where you study a fellow student can spot 'Uni accommodation furniture' from a mile off ;P

It's mostly a failed experiment :D but I can easily maintain a typing speed of around 110 words per minute and can type code without issues.
That and my ability to use a DVORAK layout means that anyone who wants to use my PC without my approval gets a shock :)

I love my desk. ^_^
Wide View
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a235/jungletoad/2009_0417Image0013-1.jpg
Center Close
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a235/jungletoad/2009_0417Image0016-1.jpg
Left Side Close
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a235/jungletoad/2009_0417Image0015-1.jpg

Do you post on ArsTechnica? That desk setup looks terribly familiar.

One freaky laptop ya got there . . .=)

Hahaha, nice one Stuff, I am *so* keeping that photo!

No. I've posted it on Racketboy before though.

Seeing as its relevant, you might as well revive this topic I made ages ago seeing as its the same:
http://www.gog.com/en/forum/general/post_your_irl_amp_039_desktop_amp_039/_/1