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Seizure my ash! The guy was just stupid enough to try to hit the table with his head like Mario, thinking that coins and magic mushrooms come out.
Suing Darwin's estate would make more sense.
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tinyE: It's getting to the point I can't even make a tasteless joke in here without getting shit on by someone. What pisses me off is that I REALLY like langurmonkey and think he adds a lot to this forum. God knows if it was someone I could give two shits about it wouldn't bother me. I weep.

Anyway apart from that I was making a reference to the "Darwin Awards" most of which go to people who have died at the hands of stupidity and in a broad satirical sense gone on to prove the theory of "survival of the fittest". Either way it's meant to be laughed at, not prescribed to, like the Onion. No one gets on their ass for their crass humor.
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langurmonkey: In no way, did I shit on you. I didn't even downrep that post of yours.
I know you didn't downrep me, you never would. I meant it when I said I really liked you and that's one of the reasons, you wouldn't do something like that. If "shit on" was too strong I apologize. Let me rephrase it, I can't make a tasteless joke without getting flack for it.
It is possible to get around this, but currently it is very hard - clone that person and modify him genetically to make him seizure-proof.
Back on topic. :D I logged off to go play one of my new weekend bundle games, had a look at the manual and BAM right there on page #2!
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This warning in manual is present usually at the beginning or the end, but I haven't seen it directly in game - at least not yet. However, some newer games have general "health & safety" warnings at the beginning.
Post edited June 08, 2013 by JamesBond007
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tinyE: It's getting to the point I can't even make a tasteless joke in here without getting shit on by someone.
Part of the issue might be that you hardly do anything else than making tasteless jokes. It's getting old.
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JamesBond007: This warning in manual is present usually at the beginning or the end, but I haven't seen it directly in game - at tleast not yet. However, some newer games have gereral "health & safety" warnings.
A lot of older console games use to have it on start up. Very subtly stuck somewhere where people wouldn't notice it.
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tinyE: It's getting to the point I can't even make a tasteless joke in here without getting shit on by someone.
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Zchinque: Part of the issue might be that you hardly do anything else than making tasteless jokes. It's getting old.
Fair enough. If you can prove that you speak for the majority of the forum members then I will stop. No shit. I don't want to be where I'm not wanted.
is this real or another (in)famous urban legend?
we (i mean Europeans) can't be sure if its from USA....the land of everything is possible.
I remember a headline in our daily papers a few years ago that mentioned a man who sued the manufacturer of his
RV because there were no warnings in his manual that you can't set your speedometer and than go and make a coffee...something he did during driving.....later it was found that this was a urban legend.
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Zchinque: Part of the issue might be that you hardly do anything else than making tasteless jokes. It's getting old.
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tinyE: Fair enough. If you can prove that you speak for the majority of the forum members then I will stop. No shit. I don't want to be where I'm not wanted.
Dude stop being a drama queen. :P Some people don't like tasteless jokes, I have been banned from a few forums for it. Just suck it up and let your ego take the hit! ;)
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tinyE: Fair enough. If you can prove that you speak for the majority of the forum members then I will stop. No shit. I don't want to be where I'm not wanted.
The number of people with sticks up their asses is quite high recently on GOG, don't worry. You should post as long as there is at least one person who enjoys your tasteless jokes. That person is me. :D
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tinyE: Fair enough. If you can prove that you speak for the majority of the forum members then I will stop. No shit. I don't want to be where I'm not wanted.
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keeveek: The number of people with sticks up their asses is quite high recently on GOG, don't worry. You should post as long as there is at least one person who enjoys your tasteless jokes. That person is me. :D
I know. I was being a smart ass. :D
Even if somehow he showed up with a petition signed by everyone I'm not going anywhere.
Post edited June 08, 2013 by tinyE
they probably trying to get some money out of this tragedy - may they can or not - they have to try.
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tinyE: Fair enough. If you can prove that you speak for the majority of the forum members then I will stop. No shit. I don't want to be where I'm not wanted.
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tinyE: Even if somehow he showed up with a petition signed by everyone I'm not going anywhere.
If you think I have some kind of deep desire to see you disappear from the forums, you are very mistaken. And have a grandiose ego.