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General discussion (archive)'murica football to be named "Patriotball"?(137 posts)(137 posts)
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Posted June 28, 2014
Anyone remember freedom fries? Yeah, I don't either. Have a nice day.
Posted June 28, 2014
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iippo: well that and the couple other columns written by her i checked are really stuck for the same page as comics.
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tinyE: The thing that bothers me, and I don't really see that happening in here, is that people outside the U.S. are going to pick this up and think, "Oh, so that's America."

EVERYONE has a screwed up relative in their family. We stick them in the corner, give them their pudding, and ignore them because while they are annoying they are also more or less harmless. I urge the rest of the world, please do not judge us based on our screwed up relatives. :D
So, I must ask you, how does the pudding taste?
Posted June 28, 2014
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tinyE: The thing that bothers me, and I don't really see that happening in here, is that people outside the U.S. are going to pick this up and think, "Oh, so that's America."

EVERYONE has a screwed up relative in their family. We stick them in the corner, give them their pudding, and ignore them because while they are annoying they are also more or less harmless. I urge the rest of the world, please do not judge us based on our screwed up relatives. :D
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Cyberevil: So, I must ask you, how does the pudding taste?
Last night I had a dream I was eating a hot fudge sundae and when I woke up there was a spoon sticking out of my ass.
Posted June 28, 2014
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Cyberevil: So, I must ask you, how does the pudding taste?
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tinyE: Last night I had a dream I was eating a hot fudge sundae and when I woke up there was a spoon sticking out of my ass.
So i'm thinking the fudge tasted like... shit?
Posted June 28, 2014
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tinyE: Last night I had a dream I was eating a hot fudge sundae and when I woke up there was a spoon sticking out of my ass.
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Cyberevil: So i'm thinking the fudge tasted like... shit?
I'm way too tired to continue this line. :P
Posted June 28, 2014
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Cyberevil: So i'm thinking the fudge tasted like... shit?
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tinyE: I'm way too tired to continue this line. :P
But i had a good derail going :( Lay off the "fudge" it's bad for you
Posted June 28, 2014
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tinyE: I'm way too tired to continue this line. :P
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Cyberevil: But i had a good derail going :( Lay off the "fudge" it's bad for you
not always :)
Posted June 28, 2014
In America, football is like anime: all people need is to be properly introduced to it to realize why it's so amazing.
Thank you Toonami and Adult Swim. Thank you that one Mediterranean restaurant I went to last Friday that had two TVs showing a match while I ate something I don't even remember the name of. And thank you those high school females who skillfully played at the nearby 'soccer field' yesterday evening.

Interestingly enough, an American co-worker--who is a college football player, mind you--said "I am now a believer" a few weeks ago after watching a match on his phone with some international students. He even took a 'break' to watch the US play Germany yesterday. Yep, his future children are going to have football and football in their lives.

It's a cultural matter, though. That same co-worker said he "didn't know how much I liked guns, ATVs, and Country music until I dated a White girl." Give it time, and the USA will be just as crazy about football as it is football, regardless of whether or not that makes sense.
Post edited June 28, 2014 by yarow12
Posted June 28, 2014
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Cyberevil: But i had a good derail going :( Lay off the "fudge" it's bad for you
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Crewdroog: not always :)
yea... But at any point were they suggesting you EAT it?
Posted June 28, 2014
Call it hand egg, tax the NFL 60% and be done with the sport of uneducated barbarians.
Posted June 28, 2014
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Darvond: Call it hand egg, tax the NFL 60% and be done with the sport of uneducated barbarians.
call it wimp-rugby, take 60% of revenue for some kind of copyright infringement. immasculate all the fans and players! ;)
Posted June 28, 2014
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Crewdroog: not always :)
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Cyberevil: yea... But at any point were they suggesting you EAT it?
here
Posted June 28, 2014
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XYCat: Football is played all over the world but in USA they have some kind of wrestling match over a leather egg, yet they call it "football".
Anyway, even though I'm not much of a sports fan in general, I can understand sports where the team actually scores or does not score, like Hockey, Football (the real one) or Basketball and such. I don't have that much understanding for the american "football" and baseball though, it just seems like a confusing runaround for no apparent reason.
Plus it´s called "football" but 99% they are running with the ball in their hands :P
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XYCat: Football is played all over the world but in USA they have some kind of wrestling match over a leather egg, yet they call it "football".
Anyway, even though I'm not much of a sports fan in general, I can understand sports where the team actually scores or does not score, like Hockey, Football (the real one) or Basketball and such. I don't have that much understanding for the american "football" and baseball though, it just seems like a confusing runaround for no apparent reason.
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Tarm: Spandex and cheerleaders.
The only way I´d be convinced to watch that sport :P
Post edited June 28, 2014 by LoboBlanco
Posted June 28, 2014
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Cyberevil: yea... But at any point were they suggesting you EAT it?
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Crewdroog: here
Ugh. NO thanks!
That should be a mandatory pill for politicians though, although it would be better if they just went the organic route. :)
Posted June 28, 2014
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Crewdroog: here
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Cyberevil: Ugh. NO thanks!
That should be a mandatory pill for politicians though, although it would be better if they just went the organic route. :)
hahaha yes. should work like the national parks. the amount of crap you bring in the amount you take with you. those would be some big transplants. :)
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