*The Silencer takes off his helmet*

The Silencer: Damn it Eddie! For the tenth time, can you please get the quartermaster to issue me a new suit color, preferably black? It's like the Consortium's watching me from a 16-bit video satellite feed!

Eddie the Tech: Yeah... They really get their rocks off seeing you get shot at. How're they going to enjoy it if they can't see the blood on your RED suit! Maybe we should get you a suit with blue lights! That way the User...

The Silencer: ... Oh shut up about TRON! There's no "User" controlling us, watching us from the sky. It's almost as bad as the time you got hooked on the Matrix. Stop watching the retro crap man!

Eddie: Hey, I already said sorry about shooting you. I really thought we coulda been in the Matrix. The way you go out on missions hunting Resistence, I coulda sworn you were an Agent taking out The One.

The Silencer: Which One?

Eddie: Go blow yourself, Jet Li will never be The One!

The Silencer: At least he did all his stunts and he doesn't look like he's high 24/7.

Eddie: You know, you're no fun when you talk.

The Silencer: You know what's not fun? Getting blindsided by my doped up buddy while we watch the Matrix, waking up tied to the wall with him trying to fist me like he's Neo! Now, for the eleventh time, get me a better suit color!

10) "*gasp air* Fuuu... that was a one of a kind fart!..."

*The silencer takes off his helmet*
"Here's Johnny!"

The Silencer removes his helmet, sweat pearls glitter on his forehead

"Damn, that was one tightly locked helmet to remove, I'm so glad my sweat finally corroded the locks. I wonder why they didn't install any speech amplifiers on this and why the hell is this thing soundproof anyway."

*Silencer takes off his helmet in front of WEC Chairman*

"Damn, you are one, ugly, mother*&%$er!"

*silencer leans towards WEC Chairman, and roars*

What lies behind this helmet is not my face anymore. The body under the armour is not my flesh anymore. The sound you hear is not my voice anymore.
I am fall of the corrupted. In violence I bring freedom. Look at me and hear my voice.
*puts on helmet and blasts enemies to the smithereens.*

AAAND something completely different.
sorry for the lousy shop but i had to use paint.

edit: huh. didn't merge my posts. weird.

*Silencer removes his helmet off and slowly walks to the nearest mirror*

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"

Turns out one of yesterday's winners already had the game! The winner in their placement is:

Antimateria

There are still 5 copies to give out. I'll be choosing two people later today!

You don't like my lady gaga entry?! :P

Winners are chosen by random.org! :D

Oh, I see, sorry :D

ah...
so quality does not matter?

my third entry:

Silencer takes of his helmet:
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MIIIILLLKKKK!
puts his helmet back on and leaves the room

To make my odds better:

The Silencer walks into a bar and removes his helmet. In deadly silence people look at him, not knowing what to say. The Silencer shakes his head and says:
"I whip my hair back and forth."

Underneath Crusader's helmet there is only another helmet.