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You open the doors and see the shotgun pointing in your face. Your last words?
Oh shit.
who's there?
Shazzan
Post edited February 17, 2013 by Stooner
Oscar, NO!
You left the safety on....BIFF! KERPOW!
You must be looking for Karen...she's next door
I need your clothes, your boots, your shootgun and your motorcycle.
I have always loved you.
Can you spare me some sugar?
What'd I do?
I am your father.
I show him my suicide exploding vest and I tell "I have dead man's trigger. If I die and drop this, you go up with me".

If I manage... :P

Yes, I always open the doors in my suicide vest.
Post edited February 17, 2013 by keeveek
i whip out my axe an yell "Heeeeere's Johnny!"
I'd stick my finger(s) in the barrel(s) and say "Ha! if you fire now you'll kill us both!".