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Is the game done yet?
Hi, may I borrow your phone?
I am not the person you are looking for (Jedi Mind Trick)....
Have you heard the good news?
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aivadroid: You open the doors and see the shotgun pointing in your face. Your last words?
No, I'm not in danger. I am the danger. I'm not the one who opens the doors and sees a shotgun pointing in my face. I'm the one who waits for the door to open and points the shotgun in the other guys face. I am the one who knocks.
Duck season
Say 'Hello!' to my little friend.
Take my wife... please?
"It's not me, I don't even have the internet !"
Gog won't let me paste the whole thing in...but basically, this.
N-not in the face, boss...
"Your shotgun is sawn off from the wrong end."
WTF!
Yo mamma sucked longer pipes off.
looks at shooter "You haven't even taken the safety off, rookie. " , "your hands are shaking" uses cqc to grab the shotgun