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Posted August 18, 2013
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GhostQlyph: ENTRIES COLLECTED, CLICK HERE HEATHEN SCUM

BRING ME MORE GUINEA-PIGS

AND NO MORE OF THOSE DAMNED HAMSTERS OK, JEEZ

EVIL TELEVISION OVERLORD OUT.
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darkplanetar: what quest you need?
IMAGES

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinea_pig

DOING SCIENCE
Posted August 18, 2013
I am not sure whats this about.....
maybe this?
or more like that?


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i am disqualifite YEAH,
now googled your name and this came up: klick
Post edited August 18, 2013 by Schnuff
Posted August 18, 2013
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Schnuff: I am not sure whats this about.....
maybe this?
DISQUALIFICATION
Posted August 18, 2013
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GhostQlyph: Once again, however: pop-sci! REAL chemists don't need a periodic table on hand all the time! Also, why is it always chemists? -- 3/5
I must object! The pictured fluffball works as a NeuroBiologist.
Posted August 18, 2013
SIX HOURS LEFT

GUINEA-PIGS
Posted August 18, 2013
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GhostQlyph: HIDDEN BONUS UNLOCKED TO TERRIFY AND BEDAZZLE

System Shock 2 (your choice of GOG or Steam) to whoever first manages to provide me with a convincing guinea-pig SHODAN. Also: winner is guaranteed a slot in the ECONOMIC GLADIATOR FORUM BATTLE OF 2013

HIDDEN DICKMOVE UNLOCKED TO ANGER EVERYONE

If both players work things out and come in under 32 monies with no removals, I will randomly give one of them SOMETHING TERRIBLE. Master of Orion 3 is a good start, but I'm considering Slender. By god this is a SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT of DICKISHNESS and I swear I'm going to get the results I want even if it involves stacking the deck, outright falsification or OFFENSIVELY OBVIOUS PHOTOSHOPPING, just like any self-respecting scientist in need of some sweet juicy grant money!
Ok, I ask you to consider and compare the following two images and tell me - do we have a System Shock look alike or not ;-p

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/i/2011/277/d/1/my_guinea_pig__olive_by_thepurpleguineapig-d4btu9x.jpg
http://dagobah.net/t200/Shodan_Loop.jpg


And my new entry - FOR SCIENCE!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xpraVsUuqaQ/T1SLedWRRVI/AAAAAAAASZU/dgYV-8TgOFM/s320/funny-pictures-einstein-creature.jpeg
Post edited August 18, 2013 by Momo1991
Posted August 18, 2013
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GhostQlyph: HIDDEN BONUS UNLOCKED TO TERRIFY AND BEDAZZLE

System Shock 2 (your choice of GOG or Steam) to whoever first manages to provide me with a convincing guinea-pig SHODAN. Also: winner is guaranteed a slot in the ECONOMIC GLADIATOR FORUM BATTLE OF 2013

HIDDEN DICKMOVE UNLOCKED TO ANGER EVERYONE

If both players work things out and come in under 32 monies with no removals, I will randomly give one of them SOMETHING TERRIBLE. Master of Orion 3 is a good start, but I'm considering Slender. By god this is a SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT of DICKISHNESS and I swear I'm going to get the results I want even if it involves stacking the deck, outright falsification or OFFENSIVELY OBVIOUS PHOTOSHOPPING, just like any self-respecting scientist in need of some sweet juicy grant money!
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Momo1991: Ok, I ask you to consider and compare the following two images and tell me - do we have a System Shock look alike or not ;-p

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/i/2011/277/d/1/my_guinea_pig__olive_by_thepurpleguineapig-d4btu9x.jpg
http://dagobah.net/t200/Shodan_Loop.jpg

And my new entry - FOR SCIENCE!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xpraVsUuqaQ/T1SLedWRRVI/AAAAAAAASZU/dgYV-8TgOFM/s320/funny-pictures-einstein-creature.jpeg
That SHODAN one is -brilliant-. Oh my goodness. But it won't work, it's not instantly obvious!

And your new entry must be denied. You already had two, and the clock is ticking, and I want anyone coming in at the last minute to have a chance!
Posted August 18, 2013
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GhostQlyph: Spinorial: A true guinea-pig professor would know better than to wear such large glasses, they're a hazard in the lab! Once again, we contend with the foul spectres of pop-sci and small resolution! The quality is high, but I must rate this by CONTENT, sir! -- 2.5/5
You mistake the circumstances. The professor is not working in the lab, but is, in fact, posing for an NSF grant application, since corny stereotypical imagery is the only thing bureaucrats understand. And that's as real as science gets because, damn it, any researcher will tell you, whoring yourself out for science is the most important part of the scientific process.

The guinea pig is, in fact, an experimental high-energy physicist, working at the Large Hamster Collider in Geneva. I've attached a scholarly illustration of the principles at work. Notice how hamsters travelling close to the speed of light excite the vacuum around them, creating charged particles that spiral inside the magnetic field. At least, I think that's what's going on...
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Post edited August 18, 2013 by Spinorial
Posted August 18, 2013
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GhostQlyph: Spinorial: A true guinea-pig professor would know better than to wear such large glasses, they're a hazard in the lab! Once again, we contend with the foul spectres of pop-sci and small resolution! The quality is high, but I must rate this by CONTENT, sir! -- 2.5/5
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Spinorial: You mistake the circumstances. The professor is not working in the lab, but is, in fact, posing for an NSF grant application, since corny stereotypical imagery is the only thing bureaucrats understand. And that's as real as science gets because, damn it, any researcher will tell you, whoring yourself out for science is the most important part of the scientific process.

The hamster is in fact an experimental high-energy physicist, working at the Large Hamster Collider in Geneva. I've attached a scholarly illustration of the principles at work. Notice how hamsters travelling close to the speed of light excite the vacuum around them, creating charged particles that spiral inside the magnetic field. At least, I think that's what's going on...
Hamsters aren't the same as guinea pigs though.
Posted August 18, 2013
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QC: Hamsters aren't the same as guinea pigs though.
Lapsus lingua. Naturally, guinea pigs wouldn't experiment on their own kind: they can't be accelerated to high-enough speeds.
Posted August 18, 2013
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GhostQlyph: Spinorial: A true guinea-pig professor would know better than to wear such large glasses, they're a hazard in the lab! Once again, we contend with the foul spectres of pop-sci and small resolution! The quality is high, but I must rate this by CONTENT, sir! -- 2.5/5
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Spinorial: You mistake the circumstances. The professor is not working in the lab, but is, in fact, posing for an NSF grant application, since corny stereotypical imagery is the only thing bureaucrats understand. And that's as real as science gets because, damn it, any researcher will tell you, whoring yourself out for science is the most important part of the scientific process.

The guinea pig is, in fact, an experimental high-energy physicist, working at the Large Hamster Collider in Geneva. I've attached a scholarly illustration of the principles at work. Notice how hamsters travelling close to the speed of light excite the vacuum around them, creating charged particles that spiral inside the magnetic field. At least, I think that's what's going on...
For your effortless display of bullshit, I'll tell you what: if no one photoshops me a sufficiently SHODANy guinea pig, you win SS2 and one of the two spots in the FINAL ROUND. That was master-class ass-pulling.
Posted August 18, 2013
A smart guinea pig :)
Posted August 18, 2013
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GhostQlyph: For your effortless display of bullshit, I'll tell you what: if no one photoshops me a sufficiently SHODANy guinea pig, you win SS2 and one of the two spots in the FINAL ROUND. That was master-class ass-pulling.
Probably because most of it is true, generally the parts that don't relate to rodents. Also, I dare say I've seen much better around here ;)
Posted August 18, 2013
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Momo1991: Ok, I ask you to consider and compare the following two images and tell me - do we have a System Shock look alike or not ;-p

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/i/2011/277/d/1/my_guinea_pig__olive_by_thepurpleguineapig-d4btu9x.jpg
http://dagobah.net/t200/Shodan_Loop.jpg

And my new entry - FOR SCIENCE!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xpraVsUuqaQ/T1SLedWRRVI/AAAAAAAASZU/dgYV-8TgOFM/s320/funny-pictures-einstein-creature.jpeg
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GhostQlyph: That SHODAN one is -brilliant-. Oh my goodness. But it won't work, it's not instantly obvious!

And your new entry must be denied. You already had two, and the clock is ticking, and I want anyone coming in at the last minute to have a chance!
That SHODAN one is -brilliant-. Oh my goodness. But it won't work, it's not instantly obvious! Butttt....it's BRILLIANT!

And your new entry must be denied. You already had two, and the clock is ticking, and I want anyone coming in at the last minute to have a chance!

You told me to DO BETTER! ;-p

But hey your ball, your rulez. amiright?


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GhostQlyph: Spinorial: A true guinea-pig professor would know better than to wear such large glasses, they're a hazard in the lab! Once again, we contend with the foul spectres of pop-sci and small resolution! The quality is high, but I must rate this by CONTENT, sir! -- 2.5/5
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Spinorial: You mistake the circumstances. The professor is not working in the lab, but is, in fact, posing for an NSF grant application, since corny stereotypical imagery is the only thing bureaucrats understand. And that's as real as science gets because, damn it, any researcher will tell you, whoring yourself out for science is the most important part of the scientific process.

The guinea pig is, in fact, an experimental high-energy physicist, working at the Large Hamster Collider in Geneva. I've attached a scholarly illustration of the principles at work. Notice how hamsters travelling close to the speed of light excite the vacuum around them, creating charged particles that spiral inside the magnetic field. At least, I think that's what's going on...
I love you, Spinorial - no one takes "some truth" to such hyperbolic levels as you do when you're on a roll ;-p Thanks for the laugh!
Post edited August 18, 2013 by Momo1991
Posted August 18, 2013
TWO HOURS REMAIN

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