179 posts... my appetite is satisfied. To summarize this topic, I'll post these pictures of thousand words(SFW):

<span class="bold">This is a girl with a printer.</span>

<span class="bold">This is my girlfriend's reaction when I told her my story.</span>

<span class="bold">This is ME.</span>

<span class="bold">And this is YOU.</span>

Stay vigilant.

Dude. Everyone with half a brain knew.

Who cares if it's true or not? If it was an interesting story, that's what matters. :P

you take away the magic from this world... I hate you.

Troll creative dude: "Fuck this, I'm buying a printer..."
Dat governor: "GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAA!"

So much potential wasted.

- Printer girl kills OP's girlfriend in a creative way using a toner cartridge
- OP finds out printer girl's bro had his way with him, too
- Printer girl's hyperviolent boyfriend finds OP's underwear… which OP's mom has kindly sewn his initials into
Etc.

OP, you disappoint me.

SO...does anyone have any real life boy gets raped trying to use a printer stories? I'd hate to see this thread die.
ALSO, I'm curious as to WHY the OP did this.

Shocking revelations.

We survived the Monk Beta Shutdown(TM), you think we are even fazed?

Never thought myself as a hipster but I downvoted his posts before it was cool :))

It all dates back to his childhood............like always. :P
Are you implying I move my happy campers´ campsite to that other thread along with the happy campers in my camp.....................................................AND THEIR PRINTERS?!?!?.

P.s: I´m not forgetting the bacon.

It's called "M&uuml;nchausen syndrome" and you are right - Wikipedia says "Risk factors for developing Münchausen syndrome include childhood traumas and growing up with parents/caretakers who were emotionally unavailable due to illness or emotional problems. Münchausen syndrome is more common in men and usually begins in early adulthood."

Oh yeah, that's the stuff!