saramakos: "Ask shopkeeper for map."
The shopkeeper hands you a map.
"5 dkons please"
Unfortunately, you don't have any dkons. You don't even know what a dkon is. The shopkeeper angrily takes his valuable map back.
rockzariii: You see lots of food. There are also books and weapons and armor. You have a feeling you're not in the 21st century anymore.
JudasIscariot: Check pockets on self
Search self
As you walk away you double check your pockets. All you have is the lighter, flashlight, caribiner, washrag(smelling faintly of cat urine), and the drawing you found in the stack of papers that you decided to keep for some reason. You're weird.