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You are standing in a dark room. You have no memory of how you got there. You can feel things in your pocket. What do?
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rockzariii: You are standing in a dark room. You have no memory of how you got there. You can feel things in your pocket. What do?
Unless it's a lighter, you are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
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rockzariii: You are standing in a dark room. You have no memory of how you got there. You can feel things in your pocket. What do?
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orcishgamer: Unless it's a lighter, you are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
Dammit beat me too it...

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Grue
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rockzariii: You are standing in a dark room. You have no memory of how you got there. You can feel things in your pocket. What do?
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orcishgamer: Unless it's a lighter, you are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
There is a lighter in your pocket. Along with a flashlight. you also feel a caribiner with a small LED light attachment. You seem afraid of the dark. What do?
Smell for flammable vapors.
Turn on light
look in pocket
Take Analgesic
Whistle.

Why? The echo of the whistle will give you an approximate size of the room and an approximation as to whether it's empty or not.
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orcishgamer: Smell for flammable vapors.
The room smells a bit musty, but other than that, you smell nothing. You are beginning to panic, what with your fear of the dark.
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orcishgamer: Smell for flammable vapors.
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rockzariii: The room smells a bit musty, but other than that, you smell nothing. You are beginning to panic, what with your fear of the dark.
Turn on LED light
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DosFreak: Turn on light
look in pocket
Take Analgesic
You remove your flashlight and turn it on. The room is filled with: a desk, with a pen and several stacks of writing paper. There is a door on the other side of the room. Oh my god! You notice writing on the wall (Written in red paint?). It reads (several times) "You'll never escape. HAHAHA. *and in small print* Wow, did I just write hahaha?" As for the analgesic, you currently don't have any.
Get pen
Get paper
Write xyzzy

;)
Post edited October 03, 2011 by saramakos
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JudasIscariot: Turn on LED light
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saramakos: Look room
Search desk
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DosFreak: Turn on light
look in pocket
Take Analgesic
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rockzariii: You remove your flashlight and turn it on. The room is filled with: a desk, with a pen and several stacks of writing paper. There is a door on the other side of the room. Oh my god! You notice writing on the wall (Written in red paint?). It reads (several times) "You'll never escape. HAHAHA. *and in small print* Wow, did I just write hahaha?" As for the analgesic, you currently don't have any.
Look on desk.

Look in desk.
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saramakos: Look room
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JudasIscariot: Search desk
The desk strangely has no drawers. As for the writing paper, it appears to be a handwritten copy of Douglas Adams' "The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy".

(P.S. Try to refrain from quoting. It cause flooding. i'm doing it so you know what I'm responding to.)
Don't Panic! (someone had to say it >_> )