Goddammit.
Hello, my name is G-g-g-g-g-litch (see avatar <----), and I pilot the Yogsloth (sic), an In-yer-face Mark III fighter.
I’ll stop right there. Yes, my name rhymes with adaliabooks’ character. That’s “Thanks a heap, Telika” point #1. I groaned at the lynch post, praying that every character would rhyme. Doctor Stitch? Cop Snitch? No, it wasn't to be. I reveal this now, however, because I don’t have to. HijacK revealed he can’t scan pilot names, and I doubt anyone else can either. I could just make it up, but I’m putting it all on the table. Plus, as you know, I changed my avatar to the glitched-out-alien shortly after the game started, when only scum would know each other’s names. I certainly wouldn't have advertised at that time that our names rhymed. Thank god for bread-crumbing.
Now, my role. Get ready for this one. I am a Paranoid Role Killer. Yeah, that’s f’n right. Or as Telika actually says: TOWN ROLE KILLER (Paranoid). I don’t just role block you, I role kill you. After I’m done with you, you are vanilla for the rest of the game. The Paranoid bit means that I must fire my weapon every night, at a different player each time.
If you think this sounds like a flagrantly anti-town role, you are absolutely right. That’s “Thanks a heap, Telika” point #2. When I got over the shock of my PM, I started thinking about how to play this. The problem, of course, is that shooting blindly at night is far more likely to hit town and nerf a power role than to hit scum. It’s like a vigilante. How many times does the one-shot vig hit a scum? Never. They never do. They always end up shooting some other townie and feeling like a dumbass the next day. Of course, the vigilante has the choice to just stick his gun in his pocket and play as vanilla. I don’t have that choice.
My immediate strategy for my role became “DO NO HARM”. It was imperative that I not hit the doc, cop, etc. I didn’t care one whit about actually trying to target scum power roles… I just wanted to make sure that I didn’t F things up for town.
Looks like a horribly incriminating role, eh? If you already thought I was scum and bussed my buddy adalia, I’m sure you’ll read all this and start howling for the lynch.
So what’s going to save my butt? Several things. I have to rely on you all to analyze my play. I may crash noisily into people as part of my scum-hunting technique, and although I’ve gone in some odd directions, I’ve never wavered in getting people uncomfortable and forced to start yapping. I believe that is how you catch scum. Push people out of their comfort zone and make them start talking.
Plus, I could just lie and tell you all I’m a role-blocker, and you would never know the difference.
The real key, however, is figuring out who I shot last night and why, and who I’m shooting tonight (hint: it rhymes with Schmarko) if given the chance. Care to give it all a guess?