3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Do all of you want a drink?"

The first logician says "I don't know."

The second logician says "I don't know."

The third logician says "Yes!"

Mysterygame B?

A man wakes up in a forest and finds himself surrounded by a pack of bears.

The situation had become... unbearable.


Mysterygame A

Gamer: I wasn't so drunk, last night you were throwing mushrooms at a dwarf and shouting grow Mario grow.

Mysterygame B
Nice giveaway and thanks.
Check the link for laugh!

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll154/spinarooni226/wow-lotr-1.gif

Mystery Game D

Saddam asked God: - How will Iraq in 4 years?
And God said to him: - It will be destroyed by countless bombs dropped by the Americans!
Saddam sat on the ground, crying in despair.

Bush asked God: - How will the United States in 4 years?
And God said - will be completely contaminated by chemical bombs countless attacks of Bin Laden!
Bush crumpled to the ground, crying in despair.

At the end of Berlusconi asked God: - How will Italy between 4 years of my government?
And God crumpled to the ground and wept desperate ...

Thanks :D

Mystery Game B (courtesy of random.org)

Here are some of my favourite oxymorons:

act naturally
found missing
genuine imitation
almost exactly
small crowd
soft rock
butt head
military intelligence
alone together
extinct life
passive aggression
recorded live
clearly misunderstood
peace force
pretty ugly
rap music
working vacation
exact estimate I've never heard this, and I love it! :D

Good one:)

Nice giveaway, thanks K_1269

Nice idea for a giveaway! In for Mysterygame C

Familie Eisbär stapft über den Nordpol. Vorne Papa Eisbär, in der Mitte Mama Eisbär, hinten Eisbärchen. Nach einer Weile fragt Eisbärchen:
"Du Mama!"
'Ja mein Kind'
"Papa ist doch ein Eisbär?"
'Ja, Papa ist ein Eisbär'

*sie stapfen weiter*
"Du Mama!"
'Ja?'
"Du bist doch eine Eisbärin?"
'Ja, ich bin eine Eisbärin'

*stapf, stapf*
"Du Mama!"
'Was ist denn?'
"Wenn du ne Eisbärin bist und Papa ein Eisbär und wenn ich euer Kind bin, dann muss ich doch auch ein Eisbär sein, oder?"
'Ja. Du bist auch ein Eisbär'

*stapf, stapf*
"Duu Mamaa!"
'Was ist denn noch?!'
"Bist du ganz sicher, daß ich euer Kind bin?"
'Aber natürlich!!! Warum fragst du denn so was?'
"... mir ist kalt!"

And one in english to bump the thread:

Three nuns come to the gates of heaven. But St. Peter stops them saying: "Sorry girls. Heaven is overcrowded so we introduced a test for those who want to enter. I'll ask you a question about your faith and only if you answer correctly, you can enter."

Then he asks the first nun: "Who was the first man on earth."
She answers: "Oh, that's an easy one. That was Adam."
Peter: "Right, you may enter."
To the second nun: "Who was the fist woman on earth."
Nun: "Oh, that's an easy one. That was Eve."
Peter: "Right, you may enter."
To the third nun: "What was the fist thing Eve said to Adam?"
Nun: "Oh, that's a hard one..."
Peter: "Right, you may enter!"

Mysterygame C please.

As for Making you laugh...

Okay, so Roman Polanski, Werner Herzog, and Stanley Kubrick walk into a therapist's office 9I realize Kubrick is dead, just roll with it).
The Therapist asks "What's Wrong?"
Herzog says "I have a heart of glass."
Kubrick says "I feel I have my eyes wide shut."
Polanski says "I'm in an emotional cul-de-sac"
The therapist asks "When did this start?"
Herzog says "I took one to many lessons in darkness ad felt the wrath of God"
Kubrick says "I've always been haunted by fear and desire."
Polanski says " The People around me show nothing but repulsion."
The therapist asks "What do you think will help you overcome this?"
Herzog says "I doubt I will ever be emotionaly invincible."
Kubrick says "I need a certain shining to come into my life."
Polanski says "Y'know, considering the circumstances, I'm pretty much beyond saving."
The Therapist then bursts out crying, causing the three to leave. Why did their answers depress him so much? he was just trying to start the conversation. Once, it was a man and his dream, he gave one from his heart, but that didn't mean jack, now his dream has been brought down to gardens of stone, and he's an outsider. He might as well move back in with his godfather and hope for the apocalypse, now.
The therapist by the way, is Francis Ford Coppola.

if that didn't make you laugh,let me know and I'll try again.

Here's one of my favorite jokes

The Italian Tomato Garden

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. It was spring and he wanted to dig his tomato garden, like he did every year, but it was very hard work for the aging man as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was currently in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincenzo,

I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
If only you were here my troubles would be over.
I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.

Love,
Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Papa,

For the love of God, do not dig up that garden - not for the tomatoes, not for any reason in the world.
That's where the bodies are buried.

Love,
Vinnie

Before dawn the next morning, the old man was woken up by police car sirens and bright flashing lights. Local police along with FBI agents stormed into his yard and started digging. By the time the sun had come out they had dug up the entire area without finding any bodies, so they simply apologized to the old man and left.

Later that day, the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Papa,

That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Now you can go ahead and plant the tomatoes.

Love you,
Vinnie

EDIT: Formatting

Here's my attempt to make you laugh:

A man joins a big corporation as a trainee.
The first day at work, he dials the canteen and shouts into the phone, "Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other end said, "You fool! You've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"It's the company CEO!"
The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to?!"
"No." replied the CEO angrily.
"Good!" replied the trainee, and hangs up the phone


And the most difficult part: chossing a game. Please count me in for Mysterygame D.

Thank you K_1269

That's delightful :)


Aw, they are all good!

It is, isn't it?

Here's another one I find quite amusing.

THE KILLER SPARROW

A man was driving home when suddenly something smashed against his windshield. He stopped the car worried, got off and walked around the car, only to see a young sparrow lying on the road.
- “Oh gosh, I think I killed the poor sparrow!” he said to himself.
He picked it up to see if it was still alive. After paying close attention for a few moments, he could feel its faint heartbeat. With a sigh of relief he decided to take it home with him until it recovered.

When he arrived home, he put it in a cage and sat worried at its side, but one hour later the sparrow still lied unconscious, so he decided to call a vet. While he was in the other room looking for the vet’s phone number, the sparrow came to itself. Still dizzy, it looked around it only to discover that, no matter which direction it looked at, bars was all it could see.
- “Oh gosh” it thought to itself, “I killed that poor man!”

Very cute:)