lukipela: The game is not nearly as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Most of the valid complaints arent even noticeable until you get into the later half of the game. And most of the other complaints(explosions and big boobs) are just people that are either heard it from someone else or are being intentionally thick headed as the explosion and massive boob parts are intentionally exaggerated by the narrator when he is embellishing part of the story and he almost always mentions it when he does it.
Honestly, the game is worth a playthrough just for the dialogue. The dwarf is hilarious and listening to the the women characters interact with eachother is also funny.
No, it's not people being intentionally thick headed, it's you being ignorant.
The explosions happen throughout the entire game. Enemies explode from a single arrow, from a dagger poke, when Hawke farts in their general direction, you name it and they'll explode, throughout the entire fucking game, not just during Varrric's 2 or 3 bullshit segments, like the tutorial or Varric's bullshit showdown with Bartrand, segments that lenght wise make for a neglectable percentage of the game.
Bioware wouldn't admit that they screwed up the 'math' that determines the frequency of the 'explosions' and they sure as hell wouldn't go about trying to fix it in a patch if the 'explosions' were just happening when they're supposed to as you claim, because then the game's behaviour would be the intended beahviour in regards to that aspect and there would be nothing to fix.
"...they're less likely to explode into puddles of blood and gore all the time.." You do understand what 'all the time' means, right ? Those are Bioware's own words on the subject.
Most of the valid complains aren't even noticeable until you get into the later half of the game ?
-Endless waves of trash mobs
-Endless waves of parachuted trash mobs
-Cloned areas
-Cloned encounters
-Shitty level design
-Huge ammount of assets straight out of 'Bioware's common pool of stuff'
-Virtually deserted Kirkwall
-Virtually deserted Kirkwall with an insanely high rate of twins and triplets walking about with dead_refugee's model
-Shit quests
-Generic loot
-Abysmal party interaction mechanics
-Fugly nal'ves (yeah, those aren't elves)
Most or likely all of the above are noticeable long before the end of CH1 and that's not even a comprehensive list.
Frankly i'm having a hard time understanding what exaclty you were doing during those 3 playthrough's you mentioned. Was it so bad that you turned it down to casual and you were reading a book or something while the game played itself ? Because if that's what happened, no one would ever blame you, but you really shouldn't count those as proper playthrough's.
I agree though, if you can grab it for five bucks it's worth a playthrough.