Posted December 01, 2013
Sachys: narp - lugums been farming them in his underpants since they ate his trousers. besides... its your name on the credit card reciept i have here - see...
*shows
...even has noodle stains! O_O
so where'd ya want em?
JudasIscariot: Put em back where they came from... *shows
...even has noodle stains! O_O
so where'd ya want em?
*wheels them downstairs into G-Docs basement of blunders
*wheels trolley back upstairs. leaves as the muffled sound of hyper-reproducing GOGbears crapping rainbows echoes from asunder
*gets fly in eye, remembers something and waddles in like peter falk
Just one more thing...
Theres also a truck just arriving with 100,000 unsold Licurg dolls, labelled "worst merchandising effort ever!" from some knock off factory out in the wilds of Birmingham...
Apparently these are for you!
*backs in Licurg doll truck and dumps on JudasIscariot. Watches as the muffled screams become drowned in the anarchic sounds of "BUY SACRIFICE!"
*winces
Post edited December 02, 2013 by Sachys