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Posted September 17, 2013
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le_chevalier:
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TwoHandedSword: Dude, you took me literally?

Where I come from, that's called... kidnapping. ;)
I wish I could catch my kidsnapping... then I might have some alone time with the wife!
Posted September 17, 2013
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le_chevalier:
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TwoHandedSword: Dude, you took me literally?

Where I come from, that's called... kidnapping. ;)
Did I take you by surprise?
^_^
Posted September 17, 2013
i suck at this.
Post edited September 17, 2013 by Messi_is_Messiah
Posted September 17, 2013
Oops, I fell behind on doing the draw for this. Last bump and the contest will close later today.
Posted September 17, 2013
forumdigititus - compulsion to put numbers, underscores, and/or multiple "X"s in user names when registering for websites and email addresses.

uhh yeah couldn't think of anything good.
Posted September 17, 2013
And closed. Very amusing and funny entries - thanks to all for entering.

Random.Org chose #24, making this post the winner:

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carlosjuero: Oportet ea omnia colligam Syndrome

A particularly sneaky affliction which tends to affect those who play immersive Role Playing Games on computers (RPGs). The reward systems in such "RPG"s tend to have people focus on gathering "loot" or "mats" in order to become better/advance with their in game avatars. This can lead to the afflicted looking at the real world with a skewed perspective, seeing trees and wondering "How much wood can I get from that?", or "I wonder what type of potion I can make with that mushroom"

Symptoms include: Staring at seemingly normal objects in the world with a slightly dazed look; Fingers moving as if "clicking" on an object when there is no peripheral in sight to use; Randomly stating things to others in a way that may question ones sanity (eg: "I wonder if that dog drops hides").

Treatment: None known yet. It is theorized that a massive bombardment of electrons to the cranial region (eg: "Electro-Shock Therapy") then again this might accelerate the condition and cause the subject to think they have "leveled up".

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:p Poorly written I know, but fun to think of :)
Congrats to carlosjuero. PM forthcoming.

Thanks again to all entrants! :)
Posted September 17, 2013
Congrats carlosjuero and thanks again mondo.
Posted September 17, 2013
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mondo84: And closed. Very amusing and funny entries - thanks to all for entering.

Congrats to carlosjuero... Thanks again to all entrants! :)
Huzzah to the winner!

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TwoHandedSword: Dude, you took me literally?

Where I come from, that's called... kidnapping. ;)
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le_chevalier: Did I take you by surprise?
^_^
Indeed! Now THAT'S the spirit.
Posted September 17, 2013
Congrats carlosjuero, it was an interesting disease you shared with us.
Posted September 17, 2013
Congrats CarlosJuero. Now watch all seasons of Scrubs!
Posted September 17, 2013
Thanks mondo, this giveaway was really funny! Congrats carlosjuero.
Posted September 17, 2013
Thanks mondo for the idea and the resulting smiles, laughs and groans - its a rare gift to make someone smile.

Congrats to carlosjuero and good luck in your new career! :)
Posted September 17, 2013
Wow, thanks for the gift :) - didn't expect the RNG to favor me, it has had a grudge against me for years :p. A nice bright surprise to come home to after a not so good week/year. Thank you again.
Posted September 17, 2013
Congrats carlosjuero and thanks mondo!
Posted September 18, 2013
Congrats to carlosjuero and thanks to everyone for sharing their amusing diseases!
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