Mad Zombie Disease - The disease is a mutation of Mad Cow Disease, which became Mad Human Disease, and then mutated to form Mad Zombie Disease.

Halotosis - Where the excessive playing of derivative first person shooters leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

In for BranjoHello

Gognorrhea - transmitted when recommending GOG to friends. In the beginning it's dormant but after joining the forums you get the compulsion to give away games to others in the community.
Thanks :)

Not in but +1

Not in as I'm too tired to think about anything (^_^;), but thanks for giveaway mondo.

if i can come up with something i may have to enter for this as i LOVE this type of giveaway!
huge thanks and +rep, ill give myself the next few hours to come up with something actually decent!

midnight-itus - the necessity to show up at midnight releases for your favourite game (sequel usually) and if you dont the world will end as you know it.

closely followed by regret-sleep deprivation - when all to often the midnightitius game turned out to not be as good as you hoped, was not worth the sleep deprivation to play and thus the world ends as you know it :p

Strangely enough I have most, if not all, of these diseases. :P

Also, Torchlight codes:

L7W3-U3FS-*KGF-4GLA

* = 7

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GQVD-T9H@-9T9V-XJY6

@ = W

Floating Digit syndrome
Also known as mobile phone withdrawal....

That peculiar ailment, very common in teenagers.
The thumb floats wildly, as if trying to type a text message, despite the fact that there is no phone in the hand.
Amusing at the dinner table, where eating becomes almost impossible due to the inability to hold cutlery steady.
Worrying at night when it resembles some kind of localised seizure.
And extremely distracting when trying to make out with your significant other...

Oportet ea omnia colligam Syndrome

A particularly sneaky affliction which tends to affect those who play immersive Role Playing Games on computers (RPGs). The reward systems in such "RPG"s tend to have people focus on gathering "loot" or "mats" in order to become better/advance with their in game avatars. This can lead to the afflicted looking at the real world with a skewed perspective, seeing trees and wondering "How much wood can I get from that?", or "I wonder what type of potion I can make with that mushroom"

Symptoms include: Staring at seemingly normal objects in the world with a slightly dazed look; Fingers moving as if "clicking" on an object when there is no peripheral in sight to use; Randomly stating things to others in a way that may question ones sanity (eg: "I wonder if that dog drops hides").

Treatment: None known yet. It is theorized that a massive bombardment of electrons to the cranial region (eg: "Electro-Shock Therapy") then again this might accelerate the condition and cause the subject to think they have "leveled up".

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:p Poorly written I know, but fun to think of :)

Steamophobia is an anxiety disorder characterized by anxiety in situations where the sufferer perceives certain gaming environments as dangerous or uncomfortable, often due to the environment's back-breaking DRM policy or crowdedness.

Shoul-I-stay-or-should-I-GOG-nowitis: It's a morbid mental ailment for those suffering low-income when GOG sales. It paralyses your body, wallet and mind. It just can be cured by waiting the sale is gone, or by giving up any kind of food, bill payment in order to buy everything at GOG.
It's seasonal. And the consequence by buying everything is hyper-backlogitosis.

Enough with this stupid nonsense, just gift me the damn game (Giftogreedoprophy)

Animated cadaver attraction syndrome - a curious condition which causes the afflicted to seek out anything related to zombies.

The ever-famous altritis, when, particularly in loot-based or online games, you have to try most/all character classes in rapid succession, which has a high chance to morph into mulosis that of course goes along with hypercollectibility state.

Not in, but thanks for the giveaway Mondo! +1

Gallifreyan OCD: the compulsive need to jump back to a previous save point, and try again and again until you get it right.

Closely related to, but different from Persian Prince Syndrome, which is the reflex response of rewinding back thru time and doing it over and over.

Also not in (I have it) but a great idea for a giveaway.