Already have it, so not entering. Thanks anyway!

Joke :

The National Rifle Association of the Untied States of America.

Count me in!

I'm in. This joke is old, and probably has been way overheard too many times, but anyway:

A young Indian Brave goes to his father and asks, "Where do our names come from?"

"Ah." replies the father, "They come from the first thing we see after the child is conceived. For example, Running Wolf is so named because his father looked up after the child was conceived and saw a running wolf. Soaring Eagle is so named because, after he was conceived, his parents saw a soaring eagle. Why do you ask, Broken Condom?"

I'm in. Cheers!

Joke

I'm in!

Here's a joke I absolutely love:

Good deal. I'd like to enter and in the process highten the overall level of intelligence, dignity, and class of this thread by offering the following:

Why are turds tapered?

So your asshole doesn't slam shut.

In!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

I'm in :) +1

Thank you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eetmop
Eetmop who?
Eww! That's gross!

I'm sure most of you would have heard this one at some point. Cheesy but a joke nonetheless.


How did Darth Vader know that Luke Skywalker was getting aftershave for Christmas?

He smelled his presents.

(Sorry!)

I'm in, here's a joke I found:


A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

Thanks. In.

Sure, count me in! +1 Sorry, I have no jokes at the moment...perhaps later though...

Thanks for the giveaway, I'm in.


A joke then, I'm terrible at them but I'll try.

A priest, a Rabbi, a duck, a horse, a musician, a mechanic, a bartender, a bull, a lounge singer, a ballroom dancer, several young adults, a nurse, a doctor, some interior decorators, a german shepard, a dutch man, an irish man, a polish man, and Samual Jackson walk into a bar together.

The owner decides he's tired of people leaving blood splatters on his wall because nobody will fucking look where they're walking and switches to the world's first professional open air bar.

Thank you! I'd like to enter..

Random xkcd comic

Not entering but +1 anyways

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