Banned because your long sentence doesn't make it any easier to ban you.

Banned for being lazy and expecting everyone to make things easy for you.

Banned because sometimes the truth hurts

Banned for not having a thick skin.

Banned for not having a thick skinny

Banned for going skinny dipping while wearing a thick coat.

Banned for double-dipping a chip.

Banned for double-chipping a dip.

Banned for seeing what you did there.

Banned because it was a microchip, and now it's all covered in cheese sauce!

Banned because when it overheats you can put it on nachos.

Banned because I didn't quite have a microchip on nachos, but when I was younger, I had USB Memory Stick on toast!

Banned for eating harmful materials and probably poisoning yourself.

Banned because I didn't know it was in the toaster - it went missing, and only a few days after eating the toast, I noticed melted plastic at the bottom of it... now I am proud to say that I am half AI.

Banned for truly being the nerdiest plane.