Banned for being boring

Banned for not creating a diversion.

Banned for causing mayhem.

Banned for eating ham in May. Wait a few days and it will be June.

Banned for not marked as "Solved" 1 year old thread
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Banned for not letting sleeping dogs lie... on your face.

^^Banned for having an avatar that is too hard to figure out.

Is it being a person, or is it a dashing nose/mustache combo? 0.o

Banned for being a Bee Gee.

Banned for staying alive.

Banned for having a fever at night.

Banned for not being in heat at night.

Banned for not having a night light while you're in heat.

Banned because the world's gone mad today, and good's bad today, and black's white today, and day's night today.

Banned for not realizing that it's opposite day.

Banned because I have a plan for global domination. First, I will become mayor. Then I will make a policy that says that companies must dump industrial runoff into cemeteries. The toxic waste and the corpses will create an endless supply of undead soldiers. And just like that I have my army of the damned. I am currently taking applications for officers to serve in my cabinet.