Banned for fighting the Scorpion King, played by Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson.

Banned for smelling what the Rock is cooking.

Banned because Arcanum is kicking my ass.

Banned because I was born on a pirate ship.

Banned for having a peg leg.

Banned for being named Peggy and having restless leg syndrome.

Banned because, peg legs are respectable pirate accessories!

^Banned for giving your Parrot a peg leg.
^Banned for giving your Parrot a peg leg.
Squawk.
^Banned for giving your Parrot a peg leg.

^Banned for repeating yourself.
^Banned for repeating yourself.
Squawk.
^Banned for repeating yourself.

Banned because I really enjoy it.

Banned because it hurts me more than it hurts you... no wait, that's backwards. It hurts you... and I think it's funny.

Banned because the muslim ban got banned; now our peaceful way of life, our own culture and civilization, will also be banned!

Banned for committing only two sins but not the other five. What happened to lust? I would have thought that was your favorite.

I would ban you for preaching a certain text, but I think that is prejudice, this is probably not going well. I better stop now.

Banned because the pre-order page for Injustice 2 is only for PS4 and X-bone copies. I'm starting to worry that it won't come to PC. I can't afford either console and even if I had that kind of cash, I wouldn't buy one just for that one game.