Banned because you got Jimmy drunk!

Banned for accusing a cadaver of date rape, when usually it's the other way around with a necrophiliac.

Banned for accusing MacGyver of being a hemophiliac.

Banned for being a homophobe. (seriously)

Banned for serialising homos with phobias.

Banned for serial killing homes with phalanxes.

Banned because i like cereal.

Banned because I bought something on Amazon, but changed my mind, but it's too late to cancel so now I have to ship it back and lose the shipping cost.

Banned for not abusing the Amazon return system and telling them it's faulty and that you want a refund.

Perma-ban because they would have covered the return shipping.

Banned because they don't, even though shipping free, they subtract the shipping cost from the refund total.

Banned because they do cover return shipping if the item is damaged or faulty, you have to pay up front and send them a copy of the shipping receipt and they will reimburse you.

Banned for not being reimbursed.

Banned becauseI know I should get full refund for defective item, except it is not and I don't feel like lying today.

Banned for being honest.

banned for being right

banned because that is just not right