Banned for omitting an apostrophe, unless you meant to pluralize the word "Egypt" - in which case, banned for pluralizing something of which there is only one, and also referring to it as "one" despite the pluralization.

Banned for being grammatical.

Banned because people keep ignoring the rule that you are to ban the last person who posted before you did and not some random post in the thread.

Banned because he didn't do that, nor did I, nor am I now.

Banned for noring.

banned for agreeing with the people that pointed out my foolish oversight

Banned for eating vegan dog meat without also eating kosher bacon cheeseburgers.

BfB, Banned for Bacon.

BfBfB, Banned for Banning for Bacon.

Banned, because TTP is destroyed, by order/decree of God Emperor Trump!

Banned for ordering decrees, when there was meatloaf on the menu.

Banned for banned.

Look at @MaximeMartyr an new user with only 3 Posts and an evil grin in his face.
This must be an flamer, maybe even an Flame-Bot. Ws shoud ban him, bofore it is even to late.

Banned for being distrustful.

Banned for being too trustful.