Banned for jacking off new members.

Banned for Jilling on old members.

Banned, because you scared the garden gnomes.

Banned because he is a garden gnome.

Banned because I'm a cheese eating surrender monkey.

banned for surrendering to cheese!

Banned for not being cheesy.

Banned because Chester Cheetah used to be a silly cartoon character, but then he became evil and ominous for a while (e.g. hijacked an airplane to crash it), and now he's not nearly as scary, and that's disappointing.

Banned for cheating with Chester.

Banned for being chesty with cheaters.

Banned for chasting chesty cheaters.

Banned for hoarding cheesy wotsits.

Banned for keeping cheesed corn puffs.

Banned for not having enough cheese in your diet. EAT ONLY CHEESE!!!

Banned, because other than calcium, you need iron, protein and carbohydrates, plus a healthy, wide variety, of different vitamin combinations; should you eat only cheese, you are going to mess up your metabolism completely!